Where is everyone going? Why are you scooting your chairs away? I just passed a crazy blonde in the hall that asked me for porridge and then screamed bear and ran away. Gee whiz, can you see why I came today? Everyone is scared of me, everyone hates me. They mistake me for a wild animal or even refer to me as Big Bad Wolf and that really hurts.
First of all, I do have a real name. It’s Eloise. And I’m a lady, and a lady never wants to be called big. It gives us a complex and makes us feel fat. And bad? What have I done? Sure I’ve eaten a couple pigs in my day, but who hasn’t. We all like crispy bacon, right?
When I was younger, I asked my parents to let me get my teeth filed down, but they told me that I am a wolf and I need sharp teeth to eat. I just don’t want to look creepy or mean when I smile.
I’m just an ordinary young woman, with a little more hair on my face. I want to go out with other girls and have a night on the town, howl at the moon, you know. Just regular stuff. But no one will hang out with me, or even have a conversation with me.
This big bad thing may have started when I was in Elementary school and sang my favorite Michael Jackson song, "I'm Bad" in the school talent show. Worst decision ever.
And now I have this stalker girl in a red hood chasing me around with a knife. I wish that I could have people see me as the petite, kind sensitive lady that I am. I even love to crochet. I just want a friend. Maybe I should try talking to the hood girl and see if she wants to hang out? Or perhaps I need to start shaving?
People think I’m big and bad just because of how I look. Stereotypes really hurt, you know.
If you didn't see yet, Mad Hatters are in character group therapy this week. The stories have been really fun so far. Check it out to see what who needs therapy
@madhatters. Poor small kind wolf lady sure does.
There's nothing wrong with being bad (it just depends what type of bad we are talking about!)
@roadshow LOVE your comments, lady. Thanks so much. There is real depth there behind the hilarity of it:).
@kerristephens Thanks so much for that!!
@susale Ooooh, love, love your ideas. You should do one this week and tag it madhatters-therapy. So fun. Thank you!
@jamibann So glad to hear it. Thanks, Issi!
@steampowered A whole one would give such indigestion!:)
@rustymonkey Thanks, Karen!! Appreciate that!
@bella_ss Thanks, lady!!
@mcmary :))) Thanks!
@tonydebont Me??? Over the top??? Never. ;-) Thanks, Tony!!
@pflaume Thanks, my friend!