War wounds. This is what happens when you're a brit abroad and you think it's a good idea to try and run up a wall that's clearly too steep to run up but you've had lots of beer so you'll obviously make it to the top and then you don't and you fall and everybody sees it and it's really embarrassing but at least it didn't hurt and then you feel a throbbing in your elbow the next morning and 5 days later it looks like this. We've all done it.
