"Well, you can tell by the way he use his walk, he's a woman's man, no time to talk"
Steve-from-work was busy in his loft at the weekend and discovered the platform shoes he bought and proudly wore with loon pants and green crushed velvet jacket in 1974 ...
IT-Ryan-Speaking (Or as we now know him, "Huggy Bear") discovered them to be a perfect fit and no longer needs that dodgy id to gain access to pubs and clubs due to the additional 3 inches in height he has now acquired. (Fur coat, cane and big floppy hat sadly out of shot and i may have gone a bit overboard with the 'liquify tool in CS5 ...)
Incidentally if you should happen to need 4 Atari games consoles, then I know a man who can possibly assist ...