I had to use this as my 365 today. This ACTUALLY came up, when the phone rang this afternoon! I couldn't believe it. I cracked up! Ummmm, Mr. Telemarketer... it's time to change your Caller ID!
I can just see the call-center workers, pulling their hair out as they desperately try to make some quota of sales... "Man! NOBODY is answering their phones! I can't understand it! What are we doing wrong??"