You might be a photographer if...

January 1st, 2013
Thought this might fun! If this has already been done- sorry, I didn't see.

You might be a photographer if...

You see a "photographer" taking pictures on a tv show and get annoyed at his technique- he'll never get a good picture that way!
January 1st, 2013
You have a million beautiful photos: friends, family, vacations, etc.... but you're not in any of them!
January 1st, 2013
@valhamil too true.

You might be a photographer if...you think sunrises are more important than sleep.
January 1st, 2013
You might be a photographer if it just doesn't feel right to sit and watch an event without a camera pressed to your face.
January 1st, 2013
You might be a photographer if...you don't care if you get dirty or wet as long as you got the shot.
January 1st, 2013
you're watching a movie and think "nice bokeh"!
January 1st, 2013
@northy Haha good one, I do that too often.
January 1st, 2013
@northy LOL! I do that all the time!
January 1st, 2013
you actually understand and can use correctly in a sentence words such as f-stop, aperture, ISO, bokeh, etc.
January 1st, 2013
@northy OMG--I've been doing that SO much lately, especially since I'm ready to dabble in video now.
January 1st, 2013
@valhamil True. True.
January 1st, 2013
@northy exactly! :)
January 1st, 2013
@cmc1200 really? how cool is that... what kinds of video work are you thinking of?
January 1st, 2013
...if you are CONSTANTLY framing shots in your mind. (especially in the car. On a freeway. Where there's nowhere to stop.)
January 1st, 2013
@northy @cmc1200 @rockinrobyn You're watching the Rum Diaries with Johhny Depp pretending to be Hunter S Thompson using a Nikon S and think to yourself, well when is he going to set the aperture and shutter speed or does he just focus. Alternatively you spot the Exacta Varex, and think, that should not not just be a set decoration. @grizzlysghost
January 1st, 2013
@peterdegraaff Haha, too true!
January 1st, 2013
... you don't need to look at the exif on a photo to know what the settings were.
January 1st, 2013
@northy hahaha this is a good one!
January 1st, 2013
you might be a photographer if-----"when you're absentmindedly always daydreaming in black and white............lol!!!:)
January 1st, 2013
You might be a photographer if...as the ground gives away under you, and there's that moment when time stops just before you plunge into a freezing river, you think how to save the camera before yourself.
January 1st, 2013
@losthorizon :D I hope we're all guilty of the OH GOD NOT THE CAMERA moment!

You might be a photographer if...
...you look through odd things in thrift stores thinking "I can use this as a prop!"
...you mentally clone away blemishes when you look in the mirror.
...you're irritated at how stupidly hard it is to calculate the shutter speed of your eyelids when you blink.
January 1st, 2013
...other girls drool over purses and shoes. You drool over lenses and filters.
January 1st, 2013
...you're having trouble in math class because you KNOW that 2.8 is bigger than 5.6
...you organize your life around good lighting.
January 1st, 2013
@spirrowshoot "...you're having trouble in math class because you KNOW that 2.8 is bigger than 5.6"

LOVE IT!
January 1st, 2013
you might be a photographer if-----you keep taking photos , even when you know you have a great shot already in the camera!!

@northy
Ha ha..that is so true, I'm forever commenting on the bokeh I see on the TV.
@grizzlysghost
Ah well...not there yet, although now when I see a photo of lightpainting and silky water...I know it was slow shutter...I no longer think wow, how did he do that?
January 1st, 2013
@istacy1011 Who needs a purse? Wallets and lipstick fit perfectly well in a camera bag.
January 1st, 2013
@spirrowshoot Exactly!
January 1st, 2013
@northy 30 second before the ball dropped tonight, I was looking at the reflection of my friend's Christmas tree in her window, and made the hubby look at the "awesome bokeh" reflections!!!

... if your vision changes and you can see DOF without the camera.
January 1st, 2013
you might be a photographer if on a casual walk around a botanic gardens with friends and they ask "how many cameras have you got in your backpack today?" and you reply by saying "only 5"...
January 1st, 2013
@northy hahah oh I so do that!!

@bobfoto bahahaha I think you'd have to ask Peter and Aaron that question too huh @peterdegraaff @grizzlysghost

@spirrowshoot ahahahah oooh yep... guilty just yesterday of buying props haha...
January 1st, 2013
@spirrowshoot omg! "you're having trouble in math class because you KNOW that 2.8 is bigger than 5.6"" - this belongs on a t-shirt!!!!

as for cloning away blemishes... i'm guilty of exchanges with my husband that go something like this:

hubby: wait - the kids haven't washed their faces... they should wash their faces before you take a picture

me: no worries - i'll wash 'em in photoshop ;p

January 1st, 2013
@ozziehoffy @bobfoto @peterdegraaff
Funny you should mention that Cass, me having just packed my bag for tomorrow with four cameras and my iPhone lenses! Guilty as charged!
January 1st, 2013
@grizzlysghost @northy @ozziehoffy @bobfoto usually four or five in the backpack, and have shot a roll before breakfast or cup of coffee because you were feeling good.

Tend not to comment on bokeh, as think bouquet is terribly over rated.

@northy photoshop beats dusting
@spirrowshoot unbelievable aperture before maths, or lippy
January 1st, 2013
@peterdegraaff Bouquet :P May be terribly overrated but I can do it on demand now... a year ago I didn't even know what it was!

@northy bahahah I leave 'em dirty! It's usually Elijah!

@spirrowshoot @northy I meant to comment on that before... hell yes, a t-shirt!!

@grizzlysghost @peterdegraaff teehee... knew it would be you guys!!
January 1st, 2013
Hahaha these are all so great! :) Gave me huge smiles :)

How about:
"You might be a photographer if.. you pull an illegal u-turn cause you just passed the perfect photo op"

(Ok so sue me... I just did this one a few days ago :)) HAHHA! Thanks for the laughs everyone! :)
January 1st, 2013
"You might be a photographer if. You keep checking if the horizon is level on other peoples photos or on tele.
January 1st, 2013
Thanks a bunch for the laughs :)

You might be a photographer if ..... you’re searching for a house to buy and find yourself frustrated by the awful photos taken by the Realtors.
January 1st, 2013
@northy ha ha ~ I do that all the time :-)
January 1st, 2013
@northy Oh, my sisters and I do that ALL the time! :)
January 1st, 2013
When you loose one of your contact lens (my true life story this) and think "Hey, I see true life bokeh now!"
January 1st, 2013
@sewsharyn haha I was doing this when me and my wife were looking for a flat! I kept complaining to my wife how bad the angles were and how better the pictures could've looked if they stood in a different spot! :P
January 1st, 2013
...you can't help but internally critique other people's (non-photographer's) photos when they hand them to you and think of all the things they could have done to make the shot better (i.e., rule of thirds, remove clutter from the background before snapping, etc.)
January 1st, 2013
@istacy1011 oh gawd - i KNOW!!! i was looking a photos a colleague had taken at her wedding and i kept thinking "really? that angle? why?????"
January 1st, 2013
@northy I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does this, lol! I feel awful being that way and of course I would never voice my criticisms, but I sure do think them. On another note, I spent some time yesterday reviewing my 2012 project and found SO MANY THINGS that I would do differently to improve a lot of my shots, particularly the early ones. Makes me happy to see how far I've progressed in just a year :)
January 1st, 2013
@kbalychev
"You might be a photographer if.. you pull an illegal u-turn cause you just passed the perfect photo op"

Yep, and get eyes raised and a tut from the Wife for pulling the U turn! Only last week :-)

Since joining 365Project I find myself looking up more.
January 1st, 2013
You might be a photographer if your family/friends no longer find it weird to catch you in all sorts of interesting positions with your camera pressed to your face- they know you're just after yet another shot.
January 1st, 2013
@dac hahaha! I was luckily in the car alone.. but I don't think the people behind me appreciated it! :) haha :)
January 1st, 2013
@northy @ozziehoffy Hmm... now I'm rather tempted to visit customink.com

@victorypuzzle YES I'm not the only one! For the longest time I was so mad that bokeh appeared all around me when I didn't have my contacts in, but I couldn't figure out how to capture it in the camera :p

@istacy1011 I can attest to the "interesting positions" When I started experimenting with reverse-lens macro I was able to include the hours of strenuous yoga-type positions in my PhysEd report :p
January 1st, 2013
... if you have more film than food in the fridge.
January 1st, 2013
@istacy1011 @northy Now, I'm certainly no professional, but yes, I've seen so called professional shots and thought... are you for real?
January 1st, 2013
@ozziehoffy If you want a giggle, check out www.youarenotaphotographer.com :)
January 1st, 2013
@istacy1011 LOL... oh how embarrassing to even put your name to those!! I haven't finished yet and I'm shaking my head going... WHAT THE!?
January 1st, 2013
@ozziehoffy The only thing that frustrates me about that website is the fact that I can get caught up on it faster than they can post, lol!
January 1st, 2013
@istacy1011 hahah...
January 2nd, 2013
... if you're taking photos of your kids throwing rocks into a river and a rock gets accidentally thrown at your head (resulting in a large bump) and you thank your lucky stars that the rock hit your head and not your camera.
January 2nd, 2013
@valhamil @david68 @northy @losthorizon me, me, me, me @dac begged my husband to do it just today on a snowy mountain road, and he did cause he knew he would not want to live with me the rest of the day if he didn't. @automaticslim there was a time that was the only thing in my fridge :)
thanks for posting this! I must be a photographer...because my family/ friends don't bring a camera because they know i will have mine
January 2nd, 2013
You might be a photographer if you fall on ice while shooting a photo and end up in ER, and all you can ask is, "Is my camera alright!" (true story!)
January 2nd, 2013
You might be a photographer...
- if you get asked to sit down and put away your camera(s) at job seminars....
- if you buy the toys you loved as a kid, using photography as an excuse, and then actually do use them for a photography project...
- if you check the weather every night in advance, judging what equipment to bring the next day, even if you have no plans for an actual walk - just in case...
- if you check in with 365 even before taking a shower in the morning... when you're vacationing... although, that could mean you're only obsessing... ;-p
January 2nd, 2013
While I am fairly new to photography and still have a lot to learn, I can relate to a lot of what has already been posted.

-While watching my 4-year old Goddaughter in the fall, I raked her parents entire backyard just so there was a giant pile of leaves to use as photo ops.

-At an event with my boyfriend he asked if I had a camera with me and I responded with "Have you met me?"

-Today while trekking through the snow and almost falling quite a few times, I was more worried about not dropping the camera.
January 2nd, 2013
...if you're more concerned about getting the right composition than getting arrested for trespassing.
January 2nd, 2013
Haha, here's a new one from this morning:

You might be a photographer if you make a comment on facebook about not wanting to go back to work and you'll have to drag yourself kicking and screaming out the door and a friend jokingly comments that you should take a picture of that and the wheels instantly start turning of how you could do just that. LOL!
January 2nd, 2013
You might be a photographer if.. friends you're taking a casual walk with point out photo opportunities to you instead of standing there impatiently waiting for you to take a picture.
January 2nd, 2013
You might be a photographer if...it starts to rain and you take off your coat to protect your camera.....I got some very funny looks :-D
January 2nd, 2013
@m9f9l I totally do that all the time! I've started to think that perhaps someone should tell the people who do all the freeway planning to plan a few photo stops by the road! I mean, like bus stops but at nice photo spots so that it would be safe to pull over and take pics. :D
@istacy1011 I just bought a new bag / purse. It's the kind that I can take with me to rock gigs etc. The main requirement I had for the bag was that it has to be able to carry my camera + an extra lens and NOT look like a camera bag. I like to look stylish in the photo pit. ;)

Oh, and thanks for starting this discussion, it's fun! :D And I totally recognise myself from many of the "ifs". :D
January 2nd, 2013
@markjohnstone LOL! I would do the same thing! I already have a shot in mind for the next really rainy day but it would involve me being out in it so I'm brainstorming ways to protect my camera. I can only imagine the looks I'll receive that day, lol!
January 2nd, 2013
@istacy1011
"You might be a photographer if your family/friends no longer find it weird to catch you in all sorts of interesting positions with your camera pressed to your face- they know you're just after yet another shot. "Or worse, if they move away furniture, without you even needing to ask, just so you can get that perfect shot.

This is such a fun and way too recognisable discussion! Loved reading all the 'Ifs'.
January 2nd, 2013
@istacy1011 i got a camera raincoat for christmas ;p

it works great...

i did a fair bit of shooting in wet weather before i got it - long exposure shots down by the lake and out and about... i'd pack plastic bags to wrap around the camera and paper towel to wipe off the lens... plus i kept a bath towel in the car to be able to dry the camera thoroughly (and myself)...

speaking of which - you know you're a photographer when the ONLY time you will wear a hat is while shooting in the rain... and it wasn't to keep my hair dry - it was to keep the water off my face because it was interfering with my vision which made taking pictures more difficult :)
January 2nd, 2013
@grizzlysghost I'm getting a lot better at judging the camera settings of a photo without looking at the EXIF info, but sometimes I'm still thrown for a loop after I double check myself! :)
January 2nd, 2013
You might be a photographer if you always have to run to catch up with your family because you just had to take a photo of ....
January 2nd, 2013
You might be a photographer if the neighbors think you are nuts to find you outside in all weather in your nightgown with a coat for decencies sake trying to get a pic of rain on roses or blades of grass....
January 2nd, 2013
@cdonohoue YES! I can totally relate. I was caught recently outside practically laying on the sidewalk in the pitch black trying to get just the right shot of the moon. Of course, all my neighbors chose that very moment to come home, lol!
January 2nd, 2013
You might be a photographer if you risk falling in the river to get a good shot of a butterfly!
January 2nd, 2013
....If you have to beg your family to stop the car for you to take a pic, and the kids negotiate how many shutter clicks you're allowed. TRUE STORY!
January 2nd, 2013
@primitiveprobe Yes! But are you to ^^that^^ point yet?
January 2nd, 2013
you're a photog if....the eye rolls your husband displays because you throw your camera bag into the car to go food shopping, pick up a movie, take a hike, etc become too numerous to count.
January 2nd, 2013
@m9f9l oh yes, but I'm still on the sane side, not negotiating shutter clicks ;) btw i've found the bottle holders in my car fits my favorite lens perfectly.
January 2nd, 2013
@rosiekind My friend @laceh and I have an agreement when we go out shooting together- If you fall in the water, first I'll make sure you're ok, then I'll take lots of pictures while laughing hysterically, THEN I'll help you out, lol!
January 2nd, 2013
if......friends are asking and using your photos when they advertise their cars for sale( 70's American Muscle Cars), to make a canvas print as a surprise for their hubby, and many are using them as screen savers
January 3rd, 2013
You know you're a photographer if...when one of your kids ends
up in an awkward position requiring help and you get pictures of it before actually helping them LOL

And think I can safely say I'm a photographer as I can relate to mostly all and have a terrible habit for picking apart other people's photographs.
January 3rd, 2013
You know your a photographer if... you never leave the house without your camera and if at family events everyone expects YOU to take the pictures.

I can relate to so many of these, great discussion. :)
January 3rd, 2013
You might be a photographer if... you own a 2 terabyte hard drive because you take to many photos :)
January 3rd, 2013
loving all of these & relate to so many....

you might be a photographer if...the first thing you think of when faced with a huge centipede in your living room is - where is my camera :)
January 3rd, 2013
@winshez Baha! I totally relate to that! For instance, several months ago I somehow spilled a huge cup of coffee on the counter (don't even remember how). Most people would run to clean it up- I ran for my camera, lol!
January 3rd, 2013
@istacy1011 so true Stacey, I relate to that too :) how this site has changed my life :)
January 3rd, 2013
@istacy1011 sorry, misspelt your name.
January 3rd, 2013
If... while cleaning the house you find 10 cameras in various drawers and cupboards... some of which you forgot you owned (true story) not including camera phones or point and shoots.... hmmm :)

@istacy1011 I had a similar moment just before christmas trying to take a picture of a tree all lit up with fairy lights, my neighbours all decided to come outside at the same time while I was sat in the middle of the road
January 3rd, 2013
@jtrudell I am with you on your comment - and my husband is also a photographer but still thinks I am mad!

@istacy1011 You might be a photographer if whenever you are watching tv all you can think about is the lighting on the scene!
January 3rd, 2013
@chelseap92 - I am also the "resident" photographer when we go away on holiday with our friends. They always say that there is no point in them taking a camera and wasting good sunbathing/drinking/sightseeing time!
January 3rd, 2013
@chelseap92 2 TB with Raid 1 backup!
January 3rd, 2013
You might be a photographer if...I had a DSLR instead of a iPhone , but then again im please with some of my iPhone pictures.
January 3rd, 2013
@sambewitching Oh my goodness- I just remembered one of my best "getting caught" moments! I was outside laying flat on the sidewalk to get a picture of...wait for it...a stick. Yep, a stick. I can only imagine what my neighbors must have thought of that one. On the plus side, though, I did get a really cool picture of it :)
January 3rd, 2013
@istacy1011 hahaha! It is all about the shot :)
January 3rd, 2013
You might be a photographer if.....this comment irritates you when you hear it: "You get the best photos. You must have a really nice camera!"
January 3rd, 2013
...if despite the 10 degree F weather, you spend an hour and a half outdoors because the frost is just so photogenic!

I didn't wear gloves today, and six hours later my hands are STILL burning and tingling!
January 4th, 2013
You might be a photographer if ... when you fall in the shallow creek and slash your hand, you ask your friend with you to save your camera first, then the morning tea bag and lastly help you up and get the first aid kit.
January 4th, 2013
@sticksandstones Oh my goodness- YES!!! That one drives me CRAZY!!! Yes, I do have a nice camera, but I'd like to think a little more goes into than just that!
January 4th, 2013
Just had this happen:
You might be a photographer if, while stuck waiting on a slow-moving vehicle on your drive home, you catch yourself thinking, "Man, if he would just bump up the ISO, he could go a little faster!"
January 4th, 2013
Somebody mentioned saving their photo equipment, taking a fall. Happened to me yesterday. Ice under snow. Hurt my elbow, but saved the camera... ;-p
January 5th, 2013
You might be a photographer if...you agree to take the dogs for a walk with the family and you stride at least 20 meteres in front just in case they scare the wildlife away... and they agree.....:-D

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