@lbjefferies@onie@jase_h replies me of that famous political comment, the wit of Fraser. This would translate as the wit of Thatcher or Reagan. All preface. Not quite true crime.
@peterdegraaff I DON"T WANNA!!!!
Ok on another note....Have you shot with a argus cintar 50mm. Im work with one today. The settings are a challenge. Any thoughts???
@jase_h@peterdegraaff Thank you or THANKS!!! Ill post some pics as soon as I can shot and develop them. Im going to try my hand in color. Im sure this will be one HOT mess for awhile. But fun.
@grizzlysghost Im bringing you into this crazy page. @jase_h@peterdegraaff@kbalychev@kjarn Ok I got my JOBO C-41 kit. A 6" Precision thermometer. What is the best way to keep my water temp right. I'll get back to the funny stuff later.
@aprilmilani What I do is fill one side of the sink with water about 110F and add my developer and blix (the stabilizer is used at room temp). Then I go about spooling my film into the tank, which gives the chems time to heat up. I then pull the developer and keep checking the temp until it is about 100, then I add some of the bath water into the film tank for a 1-minute presoak. I go back to checking the temp of the dev, and once it is exactly 102, I dump the presoak and add the developer. I also pull the blix and rest it on the counter so it doesn't get too hot (it can cool a couple of degrees, the critical temp is with the developer). After each agitation, I return the can to the hot water bath so it will keep its temp. After that, it's just routine. 3.5min developer, return it to the bottle, then 6.5min blix, return it to the bottle, 3min rinse in 100 degree water (+/- 3 degrees), then stabilizer for 1 min. I added a little photoflo to the stabilizer to reduce spotting; something I did not do with my first roll and paid for it with white splotches from the minerals in my tap water. The photoflo fixed that right up. Stab for 1 min, squeegee, and hang for an hour. Ya, that's about it. :)
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says “Do you know your monkey stole my beer.” The pianist replies “No, but if you hum it, I’ll play it.”
Two blondes are conversing over the phone. One blonde says to the other, "Guess what - I slept with a Brazilian last night." The other blonde says, "omg you slut !! how many is a brazilian?"
Wow... this really is THE BEST PAGE EVER!!!
I'm giddy WITH anticipation waiting FOR the page with the LINK to this - THE BEST PAGE EVER!!!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
"Dam"
One day bill gates was walking down a street and there was 1000 bux on the floor he walk right passed it but then turn around but then he just realise while turning around he just made 20K in a second{true i fink} so he just walked away.
This guy & Bill Gates were having a drink at a bar & Bill starts to excuse himself. "Sorry, I have to go now I have to see a bank about a loan"
The guy says "Gee things must be tough, I thought you were the worlds richest man & you would never need to borrow money"
"Oh no" says Bill, "They want to borrow money from me"
Next day, somewhat fearful he asks an old timer what was going on. He says, "when you have done as much time as us you will have heard all the jokes ever told, so to save time we gave them numbers."
The next night, after hearing a few numbers called out and mass laughter the newbie thinks he will give it a go. He yells out a number and then follows dead silence.
The next day he approaches the old timer who explains, " Well son, a joke is in the telling..."
What's happening guys, we've dropped off the hot discussion page completely.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him to fuck off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."...............
@spirrowshoot LMAO! Even better:
“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
A guy walks into a bar and sees a horse tending bar, apron and all, wiping out a glass. He stares at the horse for a minute without saying a word. The horse returns the stare and breaks the silence by asking, "Hey buddy, what's the matter? You can't believe that a horse can tend bar?" "No", the guys says, "I can't believe that the ferret sold the place."
Tweets ahoy!
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@miley89
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@peterdegraaff
What page????
I must be missing something????
@swizz
@peterdegraaff @jase_h
@peterdegraaff @onie
@lbjefferies
oh goodie...I'll play!!!
Love the one you're with . . " or in this case "... Love the page you're on ..."
@primitiveprobe
@brav @jase_h @gabrielklee @dlaxton @peterdegraaff @lbjefferies @swizz
@brav @jase_h @gabrielklee @dlaxton @peterdegraaff @lbjefferies @swizz
You all are bunch of GOOF BALLS!!! This is awesome to wake up to.
I am thinking about enabling the Caps Users Anonymous Association (CUAA). Can you imagine?
"Hi, my name is Gabriel and i have a confession to make: i used Caps Lock today after 7 days clean."
"Hi, Gabriel. Don't worry about failing. 7 days is awesome. What matters is your will to stay clean."
;-)
@aprilmilani
@jase_h @aprilmilani
Ok on another note....Have you shot with a argus cintar 50mm. Im work with one today. The settings are a challenge. Any thoughts???
http://www.butkus.org/chinon/argus.htm
@aprilmilani
@aprilmilani @jase_h @miley89
@aprilmilani
@peterdegraaff
@peterdegraaff
@kjarn @peterdegraaff @aprilmilani @miley89
Y'all belong on the Special Bus. ;-)
@aprilmilani
@jase_h @pasadenarose @peterdegraaff @kbalychev @kjarn
@david68
What the hell did you just say above?
@kjarn
I figured you could all join in the fun :)
@kjarn @jase_h @david68 @losthorizon @primitiveprobe @peterdegraaff @pasadenarose @chewyteeth @miley89 @swilde @emjay8 @spirrowshoot @gabrielklee @dlaxton @welcometocarolworld @lbjefferies @hauss @onie @centermd @monika64
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says “Do you know your monkey stole my beer.” The pianist replies “No, but if you hum it, I’ll play it.”
hehehhehe....ok pretty lame... I know :)
@kbalychev
So that deaf people can enjoy them
Cos they're Shellfish
@jase_h @losthorizon @kjarn @kbalychev
@kjarn
SPOON!
(CAPSLOCK!!)
Hottest thread ever. ;-)
I have nothing else to contribute.
PADDYCAKE
A piece of string walks into a bar after a long one and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Frayed knot?"
@amyamoeba
@peterdegraaff
@amyamoeba
I'm giddy WITH anticipation waiting FOR the page with the LINK to this - THE BEST PAGE EVER!!!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
"Dam"
Think it might be a girl thing from my teenage years.
Urban Dictionary to the rescue :P
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=IDST
No eye deer.
BBAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME!!!!!! =D
@aprilmilani
@lindseying
@aprilmilani
The guy says "Gee things must be tough, I thought you were the worlds richest man & you would never need to borrow money"
"Oh no" says Bill, "They want to borrow money from me"
@mrsb1980
@kbalychev
Ouch, that must have hurt.
Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink."
The naked lady says: "...........
I have a feeling there will be many more notifications to come.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the photographer at the nudist club – all his pictures were over exposed.
A guy walks into a Wedding Reception. He goes up to the Bartender and asks,
"Is this the punch Line?"
A man goes into prison for the first time. During the night, occasionally he hears other inmates calling out numbers, followed by raucous laughter throughout the cell block.
Next day, somewhat fearful he asks an old timer what was going on. He says, "when you have done as much time as us you will have heard all the jokes ever told, so to save time we gave them numbers."
The next night, after hearing a few numbers called out and mass laughter the newbie thinks he will give it a go. He yells out a number and then follows dead silence.
The next day he approaches the old timer who explains, " Well son, a joke is in the telling..."
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him to fuck off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."...............
Oh and BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I was laughing so hard at this! :)
“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
@allegresse @monika64 @tanja_1211 @tryeveryday @kjarn @kbalychev @losthorizon @byrdlip @jase_h @spirrowshoot @swizz
ANY thread (or, indeed, page) that grows into Monty Python is, liek, teh awesomest EVAH! :D Ni!
(Yeah, I totally missed out on this page and the jokes earlier. Been laughing here a while now, though.)