The Hunt for the Secret Man Cave. by ladymagpie

The Hunt for the Secret Man Cave.

I set out on my latest expedition, travelling carefully through the mass of houses looking for domestic animals or any of the rare natives from this area. I knew they were very secretive and the chances of finding these creatures would be tricky but I carried on regardless. I couldn't afford any Sherpa’s for this trip, although I know their knowledge would have been invaluable, so therefore I was forced to carry the camera myself.

Suddenly, rounding a corner I came across a MAN CAVE, a very rare place to spot as they are hidden and guarded so carefully and not often exposed like this. These places are where the male species usually hide, pretending to be busy when the female partner needs help around the home. They keep their primitive tools in here and sometimes boil water which they mix with leaves; I’m told they secretively drink this concoction called tea to quench their thirsts. I was lucky to find this one where the native seemed to have been playing with his chariot and I could hear music emanating from a box from within the cave.

What a fantastic find, but before the humanoid returned I quickly captured the scene for posterity and moved away, just far enough as to not disturb the creature anymore.

Hope it gave you a smile.
I love the vehicle Heather. Fav.
October 18th, 2014  
OK this could be the best description EVER! How creative and hilarious! And the capture is wonderful, also. (you know that creature is looking at me, don't you?) Instant fav, fav, fav!
October 18th, 2014  
I lived with a man with one of these. From the front of the house it would like a humble garage. Never in the 30 years has a car been parked in the garage. Inside looks v much like this but is a haven of handmade model planes and helicopters. 9 times out of 10 you would find my dad out in the garage.
October 18th, 2014  
Great find.Hope you weren't spotted by the species!! Great narrative,too!! FAV!!
October 18th, 2014  
What a fabulous find. A massive FAV.
October 18th, 2014  
When did cave replace shed? You here it a lot now.
October 18th, 2014  
And wow did you find it! Ha!
October 18th, 2014  
Looks like a very interesting vehicle that he's working on! Great find!
October 18th, 2014  
Fantastic find, know the feeling...
October 18th, 2014  
Does this species of humanoid leave the tribes means of conveyance out in the elements, or is there a second cave where it reposes?
October 18th, 2014  
I am acquainted with this creature and I am sure that they hide fermented malt drinks in their caves well hidden from the female of the species.
What a busy workshop how could you work on the Chariot Hot Rod FAV
October 18th, 2014  
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Thank you all for reading my story, so pleased you visited and commented, the FAV's are always welcome.
October 18th, 2014  
Looks like organized chaos. Kind of like my garage.
October 18th, 2014  
Hope you were able to get away before this species smelt your scent :)
October 18th, 2014  
Wow! That's a classic! No doubt what his hobby is!
October 19th, 2014  
Love your story! What a busy garage he has! Cool image!
October 19th, 2014  
Wise not to enter as the beasts are starting their hibernation rituals. Once that door closes they're not escape. Fun shot and fav. You know what they say....the one who dies with the most toys - wins. LOL
October 20th, 2014  
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