I thought I had been invited to take up a new sport and before moving on to the Old Age Pensioners Olympics. Unfortunately, I wasn't going to take up poll vaulting, but Poll Voting.
On entering the building they wanted to see my identity and when I should them my driver’s licence they thought I was a double of Ursula Andress. (In my dreams).
I was disappointed with the ballet paper, firstly they wanted me to get angry with it, I had to get cross "X". Secondly, they didn’t have my party in the list, where was the Christmas Party, I always have great joy and expectations with that one.
Never mind I gave a X on the paperwork and posted in the horizontal post box on the table, guarded by several people eating sandwiches and drinking tea.
