Selfie by olivetreeann

Selfie

Ughhhh!!!! Do you know how much I hate taking selfies??!!! Let's just say I'd rather have my tooth pulled without novacaine, eat squid, or hold a snake in my hands than take a picture of myself! Selfies (or any kind of portrait with myself as the subject) are excrutiating! My poor husband has been trying to offer support and suggestions throughout most of the day in order to help me obtain a decent self-portrait. "In this one you look too sleepy." "In this one you look bored." "This one's nice but it's out of focus." "I'd like this better if it was taken from a different angle." "You should lean your head on your arm and take the shot from here." "You should peek around a door and take a shot." "That background is too distracting." "You should wear a hat." Finally, with a slight amount of exasperation, he said, "Why don't you take a picture of yourself taking a picture in the mirror." Now, that got me smiling.
What a gorgeous smile you have!!
August 14th, 2011  
It is nice to put a face with your words and photos Ann! You have a beautiful real smile!
August 14th, 2011  
hee hee.....this is just fine!
My trick to take one of myself is to set up the camera on timer with it sitting on something ridiculous (like a bag of sugar on top of a flowerpot) and then I just laugh at it! You can do it several times till you're ok with one of them!
Haven't tried one on here yet though!
August 14th, 2011  
haha! I understand the feeling. I hate selfies as well. Pat yourself on the back because you did a good job!
August 14th, 2011  
Great job, Ann! I'm with you . . ."I'd rather do ANYTHING else!" Nevertheless, yours did turn out really well, and your hubby's support was "admirable!"
August 14th, 2011  
@kerristephens thanks Kerri- you're sweet to say that!
@potsbypam thanks Pam- well at least you have half my face to put to my pictures!
@sarah19 thanks Sarah- maybe I will be brave in about 10 years and try that- haha

@mrssmith thanks Carla! I actually like looking at this one!
@karenann thanks Karenann- I must say my hubby's the best!
August 14th, 2011  
I agree Ann, taking a selfie is the worst...someday maybe, love yours!
August 14th, 2011  
great one! ~ I don't really like being in front of the camera either!~
August 15th, 2011  
@httpgeffed @sanera Thanks Colleen, thanks Samantha! I really appreciate everyone's great responses to this shot!
August 15th, 2011  
Great smile!
August 15th, 2011  
@roejan Thanks Roe Jan!
August 15th, 2011  
I can see your husband is your number 1 cheer leader! This is a great shot if you want to leave your friends guessing! Some day you'll put down that camera and look us right in the eye.
August 15th, 2011  
@allie912 Thanks Allison. Well, maybe I'll pick up the camera and shoot straight on when I'm not afraid to pick up a snake or eat squid- lol. I will never have a tooth pulled without novacaine! Yes, Jeff really is my #1 cheerleader. Unfortunately you can't hear the encouraging tones that most of those statements were made in.
August 15th, 2011  
It ony hurts for the first few. It does get a bit easier Ann. This one is cute.
August 15th, 2011  
@digitalrn Thanks Rick!
August 15th, 2011  
Well I am glad that you got one taken. Now you can relax until you have to take the next one
August 15th, 2011  
Great shot! We should start a mutual selfie support group :) Most of mine featured the camera in front of part or all of my face too... :)
August 15th, 2011  
@bkbinthecity haha bkb! You are so right!!
@alia_801 Thanks Alia- that will probably be my style too!
August 15th, 2011  
Hahaha. Great idea. I love your cheeky grin poking out from the camera. Well done!
August 15th, 2011  
@rogley8 Thanks Richard- I'm not as bold as you!
August 15th, 2011  
Are you sure its not a selfie of your daughter daughter-in-law ...grandma...I don't think so.
so there...now try to get your confidence up and try to take more selfies.
great smile...and your husband was a great help...
August 15th, 2011  
@bruni Bruni you are sweet!! Yes, believe or not, I am a grandma- 3 times with another one on the way!! There are two reasons I think it doesn't show- 1) my faith keeps me young and 2) I married young! (But not too young.) Thank you for your kind words!
August 16th, 2011  
hehe just read this.. sounds like me at times. regardless i really like this shot, i wish i could have seen more of you face though. you have a great smile too!
August 16th, 2011  
@abigailmarie10 Thanks Abigail- maybe sometime, but not too soon!
August 16th, 2011  
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