I asked my daughter to take the recycling out.
When she returned she was wearing her cycle helmet.
Abi "Why are you laughing?"
Me "I am so glad you are my daughter!"
Abi (with brutal teenage honesty) "I wish I wasn't!"
Me "Why are you wearing a cycle helmet?"
Abi "There are boys outside playing football! Come and look!"
Nothing to do with re'cycle' ing then...
PS To make matters worse the helmet was on backwards... ;)
