The Definition of Irony

November 26th, 2010
Bernard Matthews - the Turkey Baron - passes away on Thanksgiving day.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703

(ok i know we don't celebrate thanksgiving here in the UK but work with me on this...)

oh well - made me chuckle. But i am easily amused. :o)
November 26th, 2010
@hednod God rest his soul. I used to regularly serve Bernard Matthews when I was 17-18 years old. I was a waitress in a fantastic 18th century restaurant in the middle of Norwich. We always had to do a turkey dish for him. He was a brilliant tipper - £30 back then (late 78-79) for a table of four was a huge amount.
A fun post.
November 26th, 2010
"bootiful link"





(See what I did there)
November 26th, 2010
@azza_l hahah love it!

November 26th, 2010
@Cherrill Not sure anyone was claiming he was a wonderful man. I was laughing at the irony, miranda was saying he was a great tipper, and aaron was just being......well aaron.

No doubt some of his farms' practices could be deemed inhumane but thats quite an indepth and complex discussion for another time. :o)

November 26th, 2010
Apolgies Murray....it's a subject closse to my heart.....I have deleted the comment. :-)
November 26th, 2010
@Cherrill Was no need to delete. anyway its all good.
November 26th, 2010
He could not have passed away on a more appropriate day! Food for thought eh ( scuse the pun)
November 26th, 2010
This makes me believe there IS a god!!
November 26th, 2010
...with a sense of humour!
November 26th, 2010
I hope he's fed turkey twizlers wherever he's gone... oh, that would be hell then!

No idea if the man was nice or not, but animal welfare he was crap at...
November 26th, 2010
Not funny, cheap laughs at the death of a fellow human being is
fowl behaviour and, frankly, sticks in my gizzard.
November 26th, 2010
@tolpol This man wins 6 internets.
November 26th, 2010
All i was doing was keeping everyone abreast of the situation.
November 26th, 2010
You English people and your inside jokes.
November 26th, 2010
@indiannie_jones
Just a gentle roasting!
November 26th, 2010
LOL
November 26th, 2010
@tolpol He had a great sense of humour and he used to say 'bootiful' for us when he came into the restaurant, so this in bang on with the man himself.
November 26th, 2010
@hednod LOL - I reckon he would have loved that he was getting a thread going on a photography site even. Shame I added my pictures of turkeys three weeks ago, otherwise I would attribuite them to Bernhard. A lovely, generous man with a great sense of humour - right up his street.
November 26th, 2010
This has made me chuckle too.
November 26th, 2010
@tolpol Should that not be 'cheep'?!
November 27th, 2010
Rumour has it that James Blunt will perform at Bernard Matthews funeral.
Details are currently unclear about which song he'll sing.

Bernard Mathews- best before Nov.2010.

Bernard Mathews is to be cremated at Norfolk Cemetery at 2pm on Tuesday
30/11/2010. Gas mark 6 for 20mins per pound.
November 27th, 2010
Ed
I wonder if there'll be a minutes silence before the Norwich/Ipswich match tomorrow. I'm sure it will be impeccably observed .... Much like the one when Princess Margaret died and 20 seconds into the silence someone shouted "Viva La Republic!" ... Anarchy descended.
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