@suzk Great article! Had me laughing all the way through. I'm not a wildlife photographer, but I really felt many of them fit the description of me and mushroom photographs!
Guilty of #10 as well. Is it strange if I make sure camera is strapped in and the airbags are turned off? Backseat passengers, well, they're old enough to do that themselves.
4. It disturbs you that your eyes’ bokeh is so poor
10. Your camera rides shotgun in the passenger seat more than your significant other