A bit of scruffy tangled string goes into a pub. He says 'can I have a pint?' the landlord says 'I hope you're a rich bit of string and can pay for it' the string replies 'no I'm a frayed knot'
Here all week folks...!
Ta & Thank you for your Thoughtful Tweets on my T shot. You're all Too Tremendous!
Very good. Don't try to shoot an alphabet grenade - if it goes off it could spell disaster...sorry, not as funny as yours. Just read your profile, sounds like you're not too far from me (I'm in Silsoe)
Lols all over the place.