SOOC
A silent, snowy village of Yorkshire on a quiet Saturday afternoon. You would expect nothing to happen, but today some events unfurled which have never been seen before. An orange-faced man brandishing some cutlery savagly attacked some tomatoes. As red juice stained the snow, onlookers watched, paralysed with fear. The orange-faced man, who has not yet been identified, savagely attacked the defenseless cherry-salad family before fleeing the scene. The motive is currently unclear and police are viewing it as an unprovoked attack. They are urging witnesses or anyone with any information to come forward.
