*spider comes out*
*Seb stands up to attack the spider with the skewer, karate-kid style*
*Seb's brother-in-law walks in with a shoe, about to hit spider*
Seb: Arrêt! Arrêt! *proceeds in French*
Sabrina: My carpet!!!!!
*brother-in-law starts to attack spider*
Seb: Non! Arrêt! Non! *attacks spider with skewer*
Sabrina: My carpet, my carpet!
etc...
End result: 1 dead spider on a skewer, 1 sheepish man holding a shoe, 4 people in fits of laughter, 1 perfectly fine carpet.
