I've been amused by the eyebrow war brewing here but figured I lacked the necessary follicular flexibility to join in myself. Today I realized that Vigor, our resident animatronic vampire, has the perfect expression to fit the bill. He is no doubt a fierce and mighty warrior unlikely to take prisoners so I dare you to challenge him back.
@jgoldrup I know! Mine are in such sad shape that I wouldn't have been able to post them without horrifying y'all. HIs, however, never seem to change. Must be good genes.