Hang with me here for a sec. So today the guy who calls me "The Princess" at work came into my office to greet me back to work. (I'd taken some time off last week.) It was really, actually, kind of sweet. Except that....he was eating a cucumber. Like, just a whole one. I shit you not.
I remember saying: "WAT DA FUK?"
Actually my reaction was, "Ummmmmm, why are you eating a cucumber?"
His: "You want a cucumber? It's good for you."
Now if he had said, "You want MY cucumber?" there would have been problems.
I swear my life is a Seinfeld episode sometimes.
P.S. I know the photo totally sucks. Just trying to illustrate a point. lololol. No cucumbers for the pic, unfortunately.
Point taken hehehe! Your story made me laugh! But then again...if he had said MY instead of A cucumber, you would have helped him find out that besides being good for you, cucumbers may also be dangerous if you are hit by one! Hehehe! Nice one MsT! :)
A: A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
@andyn glad you got a laugh :)