Where to plant?

While in the local box store, I had to wonder if they were selling this as an indoor plant, or an outdoor plant? Even with Seattle measuring 9.8 inches, locally 16.9 inches, of rain so far this year, I would give this poor guy about two weeks outdoors before it turned to mush. And that assumes you could find a sunny location for it. Likewise with placing it indoors, buy a grow light with it.

WAY OF TOPIC:
https://www.gocomics.com/shoe/2024/03/01

[Walks @ 7]

Does seem out of place in PNW but there then there is this ( https://yachatsnews.com/yaquina-nursery-40-years-of-growing-cacti-succulents-and-love-up-yachats-river-road/ ). One never knows.....