My name is KeithDavid.... I'm single and ready to mingle & I hear nowadays having a 365Project is the way to go ;-))
A little about me:
I like pictures of long walks on the beach at sunset, holding hands while taking selfies. I prefer a wide open DOF, I've had my fair share of shallow and we all know they're great on the surface but you can't show them to your mother.... right Fella's?! I think I have an average body, currently a Canon 60D. Though I'm working out everyday and hoping to be down to a 5D Mark ii by summer, I'm desperate to fit into my old camera bag for those beach dayz! I know, I'm working on my self-image issues.
I have an assortment of glass, from macro to wide angle. I realize it's not about the size, but how well you can stabilize... so I'm proud to say I know how to use my equipment!! I really don't care how you define Bokeh, just as long as you gots some!! Really, all I want from life is to focus more on love...
A Little about you:
Must fit on my tripod and be at least 18.... no wait, ummmm.... 25..... no, hold on.... 30 years or older with 4 forms of government issued I.D's and a note from your parents (even if deceased) giving consent.
This has been a public service announcement from CastrateTheCreepster.Org, I'm KeithDavid and I approve this message.
my love for you knows no bounds. (I think I may have all the qualifications, too). Besides all that, you are genius and I appreciate your sanity-check for this clearly out-of-hand situation. (btw, when can we get together?)
Must fit on my tripod and be at least 18.... √
o wait, ummmm.... 25..... √
no, hold on.... 30 years or older √
with 4 forms of government issued I.D's √
and a note from your parents (even if deceased) giving consent. √
oh wait there is a slight problem...do you need a note from the hubby too???
Damn, my boyfriend just joined the site, but he only has a tiny point and shoot.
Would you be willing to switch cameras and visit Mt Olympus for all your long beach walk at sunset shooting? I got just enough bokeh. Oh and I am 40 with loads of id and my parents will sign my persmission slip.
clever title Mr Keith, you'll get all the 40yr old ladies who knew this song when it was first released replying and you'll get all the 18yr olds who say Radiohead are still cool looking in.
You maybe a Creepster, but you got your brian sorted out.
You know how I feel for you, I actually had in my first draft a clause saying "married was optional"... it was just for my goils ( @angievega@robinwarner@michellepj@stepheesue )
Sorry, David...I'm already married!! Ha Ha You are so funny and I have missed the heck out of you...You forgot to say the you go AWOL quite often leaving us to wonder if you are alright...OK I forgive you...Just get your butt back on 365 and show us what you can do with your Canon 60D!!
Hey Jase, I didn't want you to think I was ignoring your proposition! I was actually hoping to see how this thread played out today before I make any rash decisions (which always leads to a rash!). But hey, if I get anymore enthusiastic commenters like @herussell I may very well take you up on it!!
Best. Thread. ... Ever? Well, forever is a long time but this is what I needed today. Awesome!!! Some of these comments had me fully laughing out loud - especially @pwallis! I am dying to get down to SoCal to meet all of you lovely 365ers!!!
Creepy creepsters creeping up the discussion thread food chain. Awesome. As mentioned in previous threads, I have size issues. Not sure if tripod is necessary. My lil' Olympus EP will have to make do.
Nicely done! What a wonderfully useless post to lighten the mood, I mean we have had a lot of pointless discussions started, but this one is good for a laugh, not like that other witch hunt shit that's going on in the other "song title" thread. Thanks for the laugh!
@grecican@jasehoad@angievega@pocketmouse@alk1991 While fully recognizing that things got taken a bit too far, being privy to how things ended in one particular instance makes me a bit less inclined to be amused by this. And no, pedophilia was not the problem. @keithdavid
2) Why call out just those five people ( @grecican@jasehoad@angievega@pocketmouse@alk1991 )? There are at least 20+ who appreciated the levity I introduced to a toxic situation. And only 2 (including you) thus far whom have little to no sense of humor.
3) You say you were "less inclined to be amused", does that mean you laughed with your inside voice?
@keithdavid No, I did not get pedophilia from your post. I mentioned in the way of an explanation, because it was the basis for the outrage in the "witch hunt". I called out the five people because they are the ones I know more than some of the others. Maybe not a good way to do it but that's how I chose to go this time. "Less inclined to be amused" is subject to interpretation - yours is a good as any.
@meisen325 Yes. We get it. You are a fully-fledged member of the Sooper Seekrit Spy Club. You know all. You see all. You are the winner. Here is your prize:
@jasehoad . @keithdavid ,, Can I be your official wedding photographer please? Im not very good, and I have a very beat up crappy camera, but I promise to take the last 15 minutes of your day. And if you get divorced I will pay for everyone to come back so we can reshoot any missing seconds of film..
@jasehoad ,, yeah but I know how these things end..... so just getting in ahead of the whores er sorry hordes that will be waiting in the wings trying to cash in on my photo shoot...
and yes Im referring to @beautifulthing .. Iphone indeed.... !!!
I've been missing all the excitement and over the top interpretation of this thread...WOW!!!
Keith for you my dear and very loved friend...☮♥ シ
@meisen325
I don't know of the situation that recently happened here, although it is been hard to ignore with all the non-participant threads that have been created and eventually deleted. With that being said, I truly appreciate your concern in this matter but I incline to recognize who I am dealing with when responding in situations like these. I am a 40 year old woman that has engaged in a thread appropriate for my age.
Keith David....very well put together and the threads pretty funny as well, welcome back and I NEVER did stop following you....just for the record :):)
Ok I started reading this and just thought it was a funny spoof thread, but then a few comments sounded strange? This thread made laugh anyway but I am curious about what happened on the other thread?
guess i won't find out now and maybe thats a good thing...
Hahaha this is brilliant!!
I fit the bill.. Well not really..
I could fit your tripod.. I could fit it good and hard!!
But I fall short at the second (and a half) stipulation.. I'm over 18.. Isnt that enough? ;p
It says nothing about having optional extras, but then the husband is always good for carrying the camera equipment.
I don't think you check all my boxes though. Talk to me when you have gotten yourself down to a size 5D Mark II..
@jasehoad I read in the other thread that you hate Bokeh. This will never work. I love bokeh! Sorry, but I guess you and KD are a better match anyway... :-(
@jasehoad@stepheesue@keithdavid Well, maybe if Jase pretends about liking bokeh, I could tag along on the first KD & Jase date--it would make for fab photo ops! I see a Top 20 shot in my future with a little bokeh!
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KD..where can we join CastrateTheCreepster!!!!
Really Big Bokeh!
o wait, ummmm.... 25..... √
no, hold on.... 30 years or older √
with 4 forms of government issued I.D's √
and a note from your parents (even if deceased) giving consent. √
oh wait there is a slight problem...do you need a note from the hubby too???
LOL...you have a Kawesomeith way with words :)))
Would you be willing to switch cameras and visit Mt Olympus for all your long beach walk at sunset shooting? I got just enough bokeh. Oh and I am 40 with loads of id and my parents will sign my persmission slip.
**sighhhh**
@herussell
Love ya KD!
You maybe a Creepster, but you got your brian sorted out.
Like I said you do have a way with words. Referring to Facebook post well and this too.
MotorBoatin' your Bokeh @lorihiro
Oh, and I do believe I also qualify! ;)
@jasehoad
@autumnseden
So funny ;)
1) Where do you get "pedophilia" from my post
2) Why call out just those five people ( @grecican @jasehoad @angievega @pocketmouse @alk1991 )? There are at least 20+ who appreciated the levity I introduced to a toxic situation. And only 2 (including you) thus far whom have little to no sense of humor.
3) You say you were "less inclined to be amused", does that mean you laughed with your inside voice?
Ok, I have no more questions....
Peace & Love (over 18),
KeithDavid
@jasehoad
Just curious. I mean, why the long face?
and yes Im referring to @beautifulthing .. Iphone indeed.... !!!
Keith for you my dear and very loved friend...☮♥ シ
@meisen325
I don't know of the situation that recently happened here, although it is been hard to ignore with all the non-participant threads that have been created and eventually deleted. With that being said, I truly appreciate your concern in this matter but I incline to recognize who I am dealing with when responding in situations like these. I am a 40 year old woman that has engaged in a thread appropriate for my age.
@angievega
@emmaroobers
I LIKE YOU MORE...
@angievega @beautifulthing @jasehoad @emmaroobers @nikkers
No Big Bokeh for you! I'm moving on...
@jasehoad Hi there! :-)
but i have floories...the only thing is that when you take 'em, you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof...
@grecican
@keithdavid stole that line from Joey Tribiani on Friends!
guess i won't find out now and maybe thats a good thing...
I fit the bill.. Well not really..
I could fit your tripod.. I could fit it good and hard!!
But I fall short at the second (and a half) stipulation.. I'm over 18.. Isnt that enough? ;p
It says nothing about having optional extras, but then the husband is always good for carrying the camera equipment.
I don't think you check all my boxes though. Talk to me when you have gotten yourself down to a size 5D Mark II..
(This thread made me giggle. Good work!)
@jasehoad
@beautifulthing How you Doin'?
@emmaroobers - I love Jello...... Mmmmmm mmm
@stepheesue
Just bring what you got!
@keithdavid That's got! :-)