You know your a photographer when..

October 30th, 2011
Sue
care to play along?...for me, I know I'm a photographer when I write a note to remember things, then take a picture of the note...because I know that I am definately going to upload photos from pic to computer and view them each day, hence I will see the reminder note...Now...other than the obvious, like taking pictures...what would you say to this...You know your a photographer when...
October 30th, 2011
.....at a wedding at which you are a guest at and not working, you are handed five cameras! lol
October 30th, 2011
Sue
@natdurell thats great, I guess that means your skills are in high demand and much appreciated =)
October 30th, 2011
...you see miserable rain or snow and run out to take photos instead of staying inside like a sane person where it's warm and dry!
October 30th, 2011
I adapted a handbag so that I could carry my camera everywhere with me, I get asked have you got it with you and I need a new profile pic for Facebook lol
October 30th, 2011
You're walking along a path look up at the sky and want to fix the gradient to make it look better

you turn the light on in the morning and curse your eyes for not stopping down fast enough

you loose track of what is happening in a movie because you are focusing intently on the amazing bokeh in the background

you spend the whole time at a firework display watching it through a viewfinder

you see everything in thirds
October 30th, 2011
totally agree with Lee's last one ! I wish just blinking activated a shutter on my eyes! I see everything framed nowadays! lol
October 30th, 2011
@asrai so true about the bokeh, I just recently started seeing tv and movies like that.
October 30th, 2011
@asrai Guilty of #1, 3 and 5. Oh dear.
I was writing that my characters were having a picnic some months ago, and spelled it, "Picnik." Yikes.
October 30th, 2011
@asrai I have been losing myself more and more in movies and tv shows wondering about settings and how I could get it to look like that or what they did to achieve it ....I caught myself wondering just how much cross processing I would have to do to make my shot look like one on tv! I have no idea what they were advertising.
October 30th, 2011
people expect you to have a camera with you...and you do

you look at an advertising poster and run through different angles in your head

when you walk down a supermarket aisle thinking that'd make a good shot

when you get really irritated at signs saying "no photographs"
October 30th, 2011
@shadesofgrey @clarissajohal @brumbe @natdurell LOL just glad I'm not the only one :D
October 30th, 2011
When you are walking, driving, or talking to friends and insists on reaching for the camera, just to get a "quick" snap and then end up stopping where you are, going back a few feet because it really is the best angle.
October 30th, 2011
a 1GB memory card lasts about an afternoon

you've crawled on your belly to get a shot of an interesting plant/insect/small animal

when someone mentions chimping your first thought is not of a furry primate

You have learned to operate your camera with numb fingers during cold weather
October 30th, 2011
Sue
@hagscat lol! I have also made my recent purse purchase based on how well it would fit my camera =)
October 30th, 2011
It takes you twice as long on a hike as the other people you are with and when they come to look for you, they find you laying in the wet dirt on your belly trying to get the shot.

You see wonderful photographs everywhere you go and get highly irritated when you cannont stop right then and get the shot or you do stop and you are late for work

October 30th, 2011
You see an amazing scene and for a minute, think you can *blink* and capture it...then you realize you cannot...and wish you could.
October 30th, 2011
Pray for rain!
October 30th, 2011
When.. you are sick and have a low grade fever/sore throat/fatigue and still go out to do a quick shoot.

Oh and I did this today :)
October 30th, 2011
Sue
@forgetmenot I know what you mean! when I did the bike for bibles ride it took me twice as long to finish because I kept stopping to take pictures!
October 30th, 2011
Sue
@mariboo oh no!! hope you feel better soon! I know what you mean about the picture taking, I was sick and had to get my shot for the day so I stacked up my medication and took a picture =)
October 30th, 2011
When you're on a first date with someone you've know for awhile and she asks repeatedly, "Why didn't you bring your camera?"
October 30th, 2011
...you lay down on the ground in a high (human) traffic area to capture a crown droplet from a leaky drainpipe. [Er, yes I did that once...]
October 30th, 2011
...your baby has pulled his diaper off and is running around naked, you just KNOW he's going to pee on the brand new wooden floor any minute, yet you still decide to run for the camera instead.... Oh yes, that was me just yesterday!!! Got some awesome pics too!
October 30th, 2011
great thread i agree with all of them - glad it is not just me : )
October 30th, 2011
you buy things just for a photo (but never plan on using the thing for its actual purpose).

and Lee ( @asrai ) all yours are dead on. haha!
October 30th, 2011
Sue
@annaruth yes!! I have done this also =)

@kimmiesue and do we get to see this awesome shot?
October 30th, 2011
you go out in the dark, go out in the rain & snow, love the fog, tromp through bushes and fields, wait for lightning (I wish), you look at everything differently, and lately for me, not being happy with auto-focus!
October 30th, 2011
@roth - I think I'll upload one tomorrow!!
October 30th, 2011
Sue
@kimmiesue then you have a new follower =)
October 30th, 2011
Your printer isn't working so you take a photo of the map with directions from Google Maps. Because you'll have your camera with you anyway, and then you realize that it's nice how you can zoom in on sections with your camera viewer to see details better.
October 30th, 2011
@roth - only just saw this...thank you Sue, for the follow!!!
October 30th, 2011
When you go somewhere just to take photos, and everyone is like, oh we should be doing this...but you just want to watch. I went to Blackpool on Friday night, I took a DSLR, a super zoom, a film SLR and my camera phone. overkill.
October 30th, 2011
Your having a bad day and taking pictures makes you feel better and turns your day around!!! Photography has become an outlet for me and a way of expression! Also when you are leaving the house and do the wallet, phone, keys, camera CHECK ready to go..lol!! I never go anywhere with out my camera

@chewyteeth I have to agree with you too....when taking pictures of what is going on is just as much fun as participating. My friends are always like your never in the photos and I tell them its cause I like taking the pictures and enjoying find those cool shots!! ( I do like my picture being taking)
October 30th, 2011
@asrai LMAO with your comments!!! Too funny, and I totally relate!!
October 30th, 2011
All of these comments are so true...... and for me its taking shots of spiders which freak me out.... and attempting macro shots of wasps, bees and craziest of all trying to get a macro of a wasps nest......needlessly to say that failed miserably as they started to get a little bit feisty and I ended up getting away very quickly.... lol!!!
October 30th, 2011
you change the name of your significant other, child or parent to "My Lovely Assistant" because they have learned what lens you need before you ask.
October 30th, 2011
@asrai Thanks for some out-loud chuckles to your first set!
October 30th, 2011
@asrai lol....you speak my mind. I can totally relate. :))
October 30th, 2011
When you go on a bike ride, your purpose it to take pictures, not exercise.

When you attend multiple family and friend functions, and are asked by the host to photograph the event.

When you're driving in the car and pull over just to take a picture of something random (like a sign, field, or a sunset)

When you have shoes in your closet specificially for the type of shooting conditions you may run into throughout the year.

When your battery blinks and you use every last drop of power just to get that perfect shot... and then you still run out of time.
October 30th, 2011
@mariboo Oh geez! That one is so me!!
October 30th, 2011
when you cant stop laughing at this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfTR3QtbDbU and have done something similar
October 30th, 2011
When you leave your three smaill children unattended at breakfast so you can race outside and take 5 mins of photos of the morning light and the snow!

When your 5 year old son tells you to pull over and take a photo... "you know you want to mum, just do it".

Your friends admire the view and you circle around them taking shots of them admiring the view!!!
October 30th, 2011
When your in the biggest tourist attraction in the country and you turn around and take photos of the tourists looking at the attraction
October 30th, 2011
@kiwichick Ha ha these are so funny, Lesley!
October 30th, 2011
@asrai oh yeah ... the movie thing! that's me alright!

@roth @hagscat I too bought one big enough for a camera and lens ... for those 'shhh don't tell I'm here moments'

@forgetmenot It took my sister and I and hour to go just under 1km ....

@annaruth guilty

@aromatic guilty ... playing with the Australian Red Back to get him agitated for the right shot! lol ( http://365project.org/misschuff/365/2010-09-27 and http://365project.org/misschuff/365/2010-09-14)
October 30th, 2011
... you go to the local bikeway parkland area looking for snakes .... hahaha ;-) yep that was me recently, lucked out though :(
October 30th, 2011
@kiwichick - Ha ha!!! That's me in our home with our kids!!! Just yesterday I needed to feed my 14 month old, but it had to wait 2 mins while I grabbed my camera to head out into the back yard to get a shot of the sun through the trees!! Then my 7yr old say the same kind of thing to me - "Mom don't you think you should get a picture of that, you know you'll regret it...." !
October 30th, 2011
All of the above plus:

Not just admiring the bokeh/way a tv/film has been filmed and but also wishing you had been able to be on teh set photographing the actors and scenery. I find this kicks in most for me when watching historical or fantasy films/programmes.

When suggesting to your partner somewhere to take the children he considers it and then declares "You just want to get the photos there!" and you really can't argue!
October 30th, 2011
@asrai Too funny and so true :)

@cchambers Loved the youtube. LMAO
October 30th, 2011
When you go out and buy something just to use it for a photo. My Wife says, "Why did you buy that?" I needed it for a photo. "And now what are you going to do with it?" It will make a good Christmas gift...LOL
October 30th, 2011
@digitalrn - Haha!!
October 30th, 2011
When you watch a football game and when everyone else is yelling "did you see that catch?" you say "Did you see the size of that lens?"

When you run into another photographer during a walk, you check out their gear ( and know that they're checking your out as well)
October 30th, 2011
hahaha! nice thread!

When you take shots of photographers taking shots. =)

When you ask strangers for their names and snap a portrait or two.

When you see a giant advertising billboard and you exclaim WOW Nice Shot! =)
October 30th, 2011
someone frustrated says "just shoot me!" and you pull out a camera

you want to physically shake people that use an inbuilt flash to take outdoor night shots

you know what comes next in this sequence 1.4, 2.0, 2.8, 4, 5.6, 8, ?

you look at a landscape out of a car window and use the frame to mentally crop it

when you see someone walking down the street and think "reduce skin tone whiten teeth and clone out spots"

when you wait 15 minutes between shots for the wind to calm down

when you cant find the keys to the house but you know where to find your 50mm and a spare sd card

when you look out on a glorious sunset and think to yourself hmmm F4
October 30th, 2011
you feel you are missing something when you don't have your camera or phone cam....you are sitting and relaxing with your baby and you see something that you know would make an amazing shot and it is killing you that you can't get to your camera fast enough.... you trail your kids around like a professinal paparrazi every moment they are awake:) you sleep, eat and breath photography and look at EVERYTHING in terms of how it would look in a photo:))
October 30th, 2011
@timandelke - soo true!!!!!! i find i am always checking out other people's cameras and lenses..
October 30th, 2011
...you find yourself fascinated by some of the camera work on some TV programmes or commercials with interesting effects that you make a mental note to try out

...you have a sort of mental photoframe that you look at the world through

...you accidentally forget to pack your camera in your bag one morning and feel the loss of it all day

...you stare at posters on a railway station thinking "I'd have altered this and done that"

...you look at a view and mentally sum up how it would look in HDR...
October 30th, 2011
When you need to tell youself to look away because you have already taken too many pictures for the day.
October 30th, 2011
On occasions, putting off: work, auto and house repairs, meals, housework, family, friends, pets, and sex. But it's more fun to combine these your camera!
October 30th, 2011
@asrai So funny!
October 30th, 2011
..you won't let anyone throw out dead flowers as they make amazing photographs - sooo much texture!
October 30th, 2011
@asrai -lol!!!!!!
October 30th, 2011
When you can't leave the house without your camera and make you husband turn around and take you back home to pick up the camera when you forgot to take it afterall.
October 30th, 2011
When you start climbing the fire escape of the next office building until you reach the the deserted roof - just to find a better point of view
October 30th, 2011
you get asked to do a photoshoot for someone

your taking a photo and someone is standing there looking at you like you have lost the plot, you show them the picture and they are confused as they didnt see the same thing as you
October 30th, 2011
For me.. Whenever you're in a party and people ask you where's your camera? =)
October 30th, 2011
You are in the Urgent care with your son or the ER with your husband and you pull out the camera and ask the doctor to move so you can get the best shot...

Done it 3 times...
October 30th, 2011
@nikkers I have just had spinal surgery, and I asked the surgeon if he could take photos during the op. He did! I can't decide whether to upload the photos or not, as they are rather gory, but it is really cool to be able to see my spine and all the metalwork that has been put inside. Facebook removed the photos, so I don't know if I should...
October 30th, 2011
@cally . go for it. I had surgery last Feb and wish I had of asked the doc for some photos.. if people dont like them they can just not look at them..
Hope you have a speedy recovery..
October 30th, 2011
Sue
@timandelke yes!! and Yes!! lol...although I am always the one drooling while checking out other cameras...mine is not much to drool over..
October 30th, 2011
Sue
@altadc i hear you on the billboard one..in fact I have taken pictures of billboard ads thinking that they would make a nice shot...
October 30th, 2011
Sue
@asrai lol at "when you see someone walking down the street and think "reduce skin tone whiten teeth and clone out spots"
October 30th, 2011
You take a photo out the back window of the ambulance while you're on the way to the hospital.

Your cubicle at the office looks like a photo gallery, of your own work.

You trespass "for just a second" to avoid getting the fence in the frame.
October 30th, 2011
when you've just had a hole drilled in your head to relieve bleeding after a heamorage and ask for your camera so you can get a shot (my dad... not me!!!...)
October 31st, 2011
Sue
@andycoleborn oh my!! I hope he had someone take the shot for him! ...and that he is healing well.
October 31st, 2011
You're always seeing things around you as possible photo opps.

When you go with your daughter for some outpatient surgery, are allowed in the room, and you take a pic of the surgeon working (see my posts for the shot called Surgeon's Hands - Oct 14)
October 31st, 2011
when... you see someone elses camera and want to talk all about it and ask lots of silly photo and camera questions
October 31st, 2011
You set up a tripod at a popular tourist destination and suddenly everyone within a 5 mile radius with a DSLR hands you their camera for a shot of them because you "know what you're doing"
October 31st, 2011
@asrai I totally focus on the bokeh in the background in movies too. And I see everything (bizarrely) in HDR now.
October 31st, 2011
@asrai Agree 100% :)

You know you're obsessed, to the point of being totally mad, but you don't care.

You need to remain fit & supple not for health reasons but to get one's body up stairwells, mountains and tight spaces and awkward positions to get 'the' shot

Everything all day is 'finger-framed' to see if it will work as a photo

You're always critiquing movies, adverts, packaging, magazines with regard to their pics and layout

Your camera is a piece of jewellery. You wear it 24/7.

When your camera is never out of reach and even sits on your nightstand.
October 31st, 2011
@equinoxe Oh my, this is funny! Haven't done this yet. LOL
October 31st, 2011
Your spouse sees you looking around and states. "I know, I know...that would make a great shot" then doesn't let you stop anyway.

Every time you stop the car your kids ask you what you are going to take a picture of. (they used to ask me where the geocache is).
October 31st, 2011
@asrai I think of all the fine points you've said and keep on laughing :D ..True all the way!
October 31st, 2011
When you realize you always have your camera around your neck.
October 31st, 2011
Your friends ask why you took a picture of your phone cord / feet / fork / eye / coffee....etc
October 31st, 2011
I asked my dentist for my dental x-rays to post on 365! - unfortunatley he declined - Booo
October 31st, 2011
When your family calls you a camera addict. All events become photo shoots.
October 31st, 2011
When you have nightmares about missing the shot of the flying shopping carts when they migrated west for the summer.....
November 1st, 2011
When you become aware that all around you are using clever words and acronyms they have just learned, like HDR, DOF and BOKEH, but not always in the way you understand them!.
November 1st, 2011
If you saw a man drowning and had the choice to either save him or take a picture, what f/stop would you use?
November 1st, 2011
@neda hahahahaha :)
November 1st, 2011
@natew214 You betcha!

You wake at 3 in the morning trying to think of what you're going to a snap of the next day (as you HAVE to post everyday).
You now drive like Miss Daisy in case you miss a photo op along the road.
The dogs see you with the camera and just lie down, knowing they're not going to get any attention.
You see everything in terms of f-stops, shutter speed and yes, thirds...
You watch TV and movies and think, wow, that would make a great pic...
November 1st, 2011
@natew214 LOL! love that
November 1st, 2011
Sue
@neda too funny!!!
November 1st, 2011
Sue
your kids see your thoughts and say "take a picture" before you can even get to your camera..
November 1st, 2011
you look in the mirror, see lots of wrinkles and think, thats fine, i can photoshop that out...
November 1st, 2011
when you stand in front of the "Mona Lisa" and say to the guy next to you "I probably would have reduced the contrast"...
November 1st, 2011
When you answer "Photographer" when people ask your profession. İt is not as simple as it seems.
November 1st, 2011
When you've lost count of the number of people that have had to check you aren't injured, because you've been lying on the floor/pavement/grass/mud trying to get a good shot...
November 1st, 2011
When you pride yourself on getting that ONE shot and will stand there for .. well.. ever.. until you do!
November 1st, 2011
When you get strange looks from passers-by as your standing there taking a photo of a tree, road sign, the sky, a nice leaf etc...
November 1st, 2011
When you remember to take your camera when leaving for work but forget your phone, which I did today. LOL
November 1st, 2011
when i pack my camera in school bag but not books because there's not enough space for all
November 1st, 2011
@lacedxxoo @roth Serious! I still remember that dream too, and it was half my lifetime ago.
November 1st, 2011
When I'm not taking a photo and i correct the person holding the camera cause he/she has no clue on lighting..... maybe its a bad habit, but i hate hearing "we came out to dark lets do it again" get it done right the first time.
November 1st, 2011
I make the frame shape with my hands whilst looking at a great view ....
November 1st, 2011
Rob
When you are walking around the roughest parts of London with a camera and you hope to return home with your camera, plus you don't want to be accused of working on behalf of the police.
November 2nd, 2011
When you don't care how dirty, wet, or cold you are, as long as you get the picture :)
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