Easy

I gave myself a photoshopic boob job with the liquify tool
after breastfeeding five you might say they needed some augmentation
best thing is I can still wear my old bikini
and who needs a head when you got these man magnets?

@kali66
(omg did I really post this)

[Annie D]

hahahaha oh Kali - I knew that was your.......neck and collarbone - you are brave

[Graeme Stevens]

Good lord. Ummm...gosh. ;)

[Yao RL]

I love the comment "who needs a head when you got these man magnets?" A "No brainer" is sufficient.
Nice planting job.

[kali]

@annied @graemestevens @yaorenliu haha the best thing is I have cleaveage! never have. lol

[Annie D]

@kali66 hahahahahahaha

[kali]

@annied hahahahahahahaha

[kali]

@annied i told Graeme he might be speechless

[Annie D]

@kali66 hahahaha and he was lol

[Annie D]

@kali66 they so real - you're an excellent plastic surgeon

[belinda]

Outrageously funny!

[☠northy]

Omg! Awesome! Go you!

[emily tull]

hahahaha

[Nancy]

Hahaha..they are not all they are pumped up to be..super!

[Krista Marson]

You totally crack me up!!

[Jane]

wOw! Got to fav those super boobs.... brilliantly brave and super fun... ♥

[Kitti Nelson]

Spectacular job - you are one awesome woman!

[Graeme Stevens]

@kali66 I'm still not over it....

[~~JT]

Fabulous boob job and you saved thousands!! However, they are still noteworthy!

[summerfield]

holy cow! what's mike gonna do now? :-)

[Margaret Obey]

Ha ha ha just be careful of gravity or back ache

[Saxa van Eijnsbergen]

Haha, good one, eh... two!

[kali]

@graemestevens you need therapy .. does it bring back painful childhood memories?

[Graeme Stevens]

@kali66 I'm over it now - can't afford therapy!

[Mike Gifford]

I'm still picking myself up from the floor!!!! va-vooom! Too funny!

[kali]

@adayinmallacoota @northy @houdiniem @nanderson @blueberry1222 @aromatic @kittikat @voiceprintz @summerfield @ceilidh @overalvandaan @mikegifford thankyou all, I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time :)

[Mike Gifford]

@kali66 @graemestevens Painful memories yes...probably not from childhood ;-)

[Mike Gifford]

@summerfield Yep these two are a hard act to follow so I just doubled them ;-') (smily face with a cigar)

[Graeme Stevens]

@mikegifford @kali66 That would be telling...

[Simply Amanda]

Nice work, Kali. I threw those old bikinis out sadly. Those days are done for me.

[Jesse Hurler]

You are awesome :)

[Keeshi]

OMG! How did I miss this. That is impressive.

[kali]

@amandal i don't own a real one ;-)

[kali]

@luvthyclassics thankyou kindly, same to you :)

[kali]

@keeshii indeed, how could you miss those LOL

[Meg]

Wowza!