So many unfortunate women in this world have to put up with their husbands surprising them with flowers, candy, a new smartphone or camera, or some other such trash. I, however, am SO THANKFUL for my thoughtful, sensitive, caring, creative husband! He wouldn't DREAM of bringing me any of the worthless rubbish mentioned above. He is SO acutely attuned to my needs and SO hyper-aware of my every whim that nothing short of a rusty spike will do! Oh, how I love love love him! Sorry, ladies! He's already taken! You'll have to learn to deal with disappointment!