@swilde well, why do you? My pile may look high to some but its really only three places. Not sure how the German phrase book snuck in there as I've never been:)
@kjarn Got the first one ever the first time I was in India...it was rude, crude and irreverent and I loved it. I buy a new one every few years just to keep updated with 'phone numbers and suchlike...they are about the size and weight of a brick so I'll soon be using them as door stops