Hotel Bathroom Rules

If you can work out the first rule, let me know.

[Therese]

Lol... perhaps the geyser would suffocate???? :D

[Bob]

Cool. I always like these rules by persons who don't quite master English.

[william wooderson]

@monkeykid @bobhuegel My sinister take: if you have a long shower, you run off all the hot water. The owner is then so angry he smothers you with a pillow.