Near the hen house by judithg

Near the hen house

After a depressing start on a suit shopping venture in which the standard of service ranged from woeful to non-existent we ventured in to a shop where we have been known to spend more than is sensible in the past. And boom - completely different - the youngish sales assistant did a perfect analysis of size and then launched in to a physio-like assessment of Nigel's body - correctly 'diagnosing' sports played, muscles built and computer use. Apparently he needs to work on his rotator cuffs for a more standard fitting... Anyway having stuck him in a gorgeous light grey suit which was A) very expensive and B) not suitable for more general business wear he was very accommodating in switching to a more financially and generally sensible option. He then proceeded to pin almost every seam for alteration (as opposed to the other places who said 'That's how they are supposed to be worn') and ta daa - we should have a suit that fits. More to the point we did it just in time before Nigel's limited time-availabilliy and tolerance ran out.
I followed up with something I have never in my life done before and went and got my eyes done at a make up counter in John Lewis. In fact having been a nerdy tomboyish teenager I gleaned all of my very limited make up tips from Jackie magazine and have been working on those ever since. However, I have decided that age is starting to catch up with me and I should get some expert advice. Young Rosie was very nice indeed and didn't make me feel I should buy all of the products she used - just as well. Rebecca and I measure the importance of events by whether they require two shades of eye shadow or not - she guessed a few short of the 8 different things I had slapped on my eyes and brows when I saw her this afternoon but was gratifyingly impressed. Sadly I'm not sure I've got any sufficiently heavy duty make up remover to get it all off...

Three GT:
1) When I rang yesterday to make the appointment Rosie said, 'Oh yes - amazing!' which has been making me laugh ever since - it really is amazing....
2) The suit salesman who said, 'You don't have a big bottom, you have a small waist.'
3) A nice change from digging the garden.

PS Thanks VERY much for putting the cygnets on PP!!
I love your stories Judith! Not sure how the roses fit in but they're absolutely beautiful anyway!
May 21st, 2014  
Oh, so pretty!
May 21st, 2014  
A fascinating and humorous story. I've been out of touch lately so have no idea what the suit is for - a special occasion? Very pretty flowers. they look like dahlias but I think they may be roses?
May 21st, 2014  
Got to ask who had the big bottom and small waist!!
May 21st, 2014  
@padlock Well I told him he should switch to serving women!!
May 21st, 2014  
The flowers are beautiful; I'd like to stop and smell them deeply. And the story is delightful.
May 21st, 2014  
@jackie8 No time for anything else Jackie!
@busylady Yes roses - and a lovely wedding in a couple of weeks - just time for the alterations!
May 21st, 2014  
@judithg oh ok so it want you.
May 21st, 2014  
@padlock Sadly I have the opposite problem!!
May 21st, 2014  
LOVED your write up today. I am in agony with a bad neck, and it really cheered me up. Two shades of eye shadow events in particular!
May 21st, 2014  
ps Nice photo too!
May 21st, 2014  
@jantan Oh no - don't laugh too hard!
May 21st, 2014  
lovely shot I really like the composition
May 21st, 2014  
Lovely roses.
May 21st, 2014  
Hope you're all kitted out for the wedding in time, went through this myself not too long ago!
May 21st, 2014  
LOVE your photo and what a good read your story was!!
I know the feeling about make up, Jackie magazine and not being under pressure to buy all the products!!
And love the three GTs....especially number 2!!! Hee hee hee!!!
May 21st, 2014  
Are these roses? They are beautiful and rather old fashioned. They look more like peonies. Glad you had some pampering, you deserve it :-)
May 21st, 2014  
Superb roses.....summer has properly arrived......fave definitely!
You gets what you pay for never better illustrated than here......how exciting a wedding....love them!
You should have done a selfie Judith while you were all dolled up....hope you can replicate it!
May 21st, 2014  
@happypat actually I've just managed to get it off - my eyes are really tired!! Won't be doing it everyday....
May 21st, 2014  
So beautiful. I love the different colors.
May 21st, 2014  
Very pretty shot but I really enjoyed your story. I'm particularly impressed that your husband was willing to visit more than one shop in the hunt for a suit. If Max can't find what he wants within five minutes he gives up and goes home.
May 21st, 2014  
Beautiful roses, nice composition. Love your story.
May 21st, 2014  
Brilliant narrative , super shot :-)
May 22nd, 2014  
Marvellous. Fav.
May 22nd, 2014  
Fantastic shot and wonderful story!
May 22nd, 2014  
I hope you can remember what she did to your eyes and do it yourself? I always try to do that with makeup and hair! Saves money! Your humour delights me as does this wonderful rose!
May 22nd, 2014  
I love that big bottom, small waist line.
June 21st, 2014  
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