Story by roving reporter J Doe
A visiting conehound sniffed out the body of a deceased female in a particularly trashy New Jersey alleyway yesterday afternoon. The body is as yet unidentified and died of unknown causes. Police are treating the death as suspicious.
We interviewed Wally "Super sniffer" Conehound who was out for a walk late on Thursday afternoon when he smelled a dead, rotting odour coming from an over-turned trash can. Going to investigate, he discovered the corpse, and immediately called the police from his cone phone.
It was Mr Wally's first time in the big city, but he says he will DEFINITELY be back if such interesting nose candy is on offer in the NJ slums! P olice say that Mr Wally is not a suspect in the apparent murder.
6 - InTheTrash by @tabbycat & @cram_nignalad with special guest star Wally the Conehound! If you haven't yet had the priviledge of knowing Marc and his beloved Wally, do check out their project, especially their 'Maddie the Coonhound" pics, starting here: http://365project.org/cram_nignalad/365/2013-07-22
PS: Contrary to popular belief, NJ is also filled with lots of beautiful greenery and indeed earns it's title of "Garden State"...
PPS: This alley isn't even IN New Jersey! I just nicked it off the 'net!
I find this very tasteless. I think you can do better. But if you post photos like this even if it's supposed to be funny, you probably don't care what I think.
@traceyhn Do people still wear garish, prostitute red toenails?
@joysfocus You are right. Five Plus Two cares not for the critics. Everyone's a critic. Five Plus Two is here to titillate, attract, identify, inspire. Five Plus Two creates art. Five Plus Two stands alone.
@fiveplustwo@houdiniem@gavincci
Is my comment seen as "trashing" this picture ? It isn't meant to be. I'm very tongue in cheek. Usually when someone is looking for something deep and profound I respond, "I like pie." It is something I would say. When looking at a grizzly, morbid murder scene, others would have some really appropriate affect statement about the atrocity of it all and I would turn to my friend and say, "Do people still wear polka dots?"
Lol great stuff def a fav for me. My apologies once more for getting behind with everything but both of us have been down with an awful tummy bug. And now to cap it all virgin broadband is also down!
@traceyhn I'll admit, I'm a little sensitive to criticisms of my fashion choices, having been brought up by the world's most unfeminine mother. I STILL don't have a clue how to dress well or look nice, and a barrage of exes picking on me in that regard has been a great source of pain for me. Not to mention that I'm currently as poor as a churchmouse, so all my clothes come from charity shops, much to my disgust!! I find your kind of mindless comment a little bizarre, but heck, your comment certainly wasn't the most offensive one on this pic! Certain other peeps clearly need therapy, and LOTS of it! :-/
Love it, I was immediately taken back to the wonderful art of Terry Gilliam that he did for Monty Python. I especially love the way your arm has merged with the pavement!
@tabbycat I had an ex say 'wear nice clothes' to me once...he didn't say it again! :) @traceyhn I didn't see it as trashing the image, I have had some really random things put on my images
@playswithlight Oh cool! Cause I was regretting not getting rid of that while adding the alleyway texture...i grew up on Monty Python! On of the few things my parents did right. Haha!
@houdiniem Yeah, I once replied with "Why don't YOU wear high heels, see just how comfortable they are!" He got the point, but wasn't entirely cured of his assholism...
@gsanemone That was the idea...the best newspaper print overlay I could find you had to pay for, but I was being stingy...would have been a much better pic with it, though!
@joysfocus ~ Here on 365 we like to maintain the golden rule "If you can't say anything nice don't say it all" so we would like to encourage those who comment an followers alike to mind & observe this!
@joysfocus You are right. Five Plus Two cares not for the critics. Everyone's a critic. Five Plus Two is here to titillate, attract, identify, inspire. Five Plus Two creates art. Five Plus Two stands alone.
I love this...but you knew I would
Is my comment seen as "trashing" this picture ? It isn't meant to be. I'm very tongue in cheek. Usually when someone is looking for something deep and profound I respond, "I like pie." It is something I would say. When looking at a grizzly, morbid murder scene, others would have some really appropriate affect statement about the atrocity of it all and I would turn to my friend and say, "Do people still wear polka dots?"
(and I'm aware you nicked the laneway off the interwebs)
@traceyhn I didn't see it as trashing the image, I have had some really random things put on my images
@houdiniem Yeah, I once replied with "Why don't YOU wear high heels, see just how comfortable they are!" He got the point, but wasn't entirely cured of his assholism...