*please read with heavy sarcasm
I spent some time googling "how to be attractive to men" for this post... I'll share with you here some of the excellent tips I gathered:
1. Don't wear makeup, but also have perfect skin at all times. And red lipstick doesn't count as makeup, that should basically be tattooed on your lips.
2. Shave all your natural body hair, except the hair on your head - that should be long, never cut it, but also make sure it is untangled, smooth and perfect at all times. Also fur is in, you can wear that to replace all the hair you just shaved off.
3. Dress feminine. However, imitation is also key - make sure your style, clothes, hair, nails, makeup (why are you wearing makeup anyway?), expressions and personality match his as closely as possible. Basically lose your identity (but don't be too predictable! you wouldn't want to bore him).
4. Show skin - he's got to have something to look at, but not too much skin - you have to leave something up to the imagination. Also wear tight clothes so he can get a good sense if it's worth talking to you for your body or not.
5. Don't cuss, you might offend his mother. But be a little bit bad - good girls are boring.
6. Be willing to cook whatever he wants, whenever he wants - but don't you dare eat too much or too often.
7. Put down your phone more often, but be sure you are available whenever he wants to call you. And definitely don't ever call him.
8. Smile, after all, if you follow all these tips, you should have nothing to worry about.
How'd I do?
I think all of this is a pile of shit, so toilet paper seemed appropriate. ;)
Photographer:
@kuva
Weekly Theme: Adjectives (with toilet paper as a prop)
Adjective: Attractive
makeup? feminine? Huh?
brilliant
@graemestevens As a women, I agree.
@seattlite Seriously exausting.
@kali66 Haha. I kinda love it. Got it cut in Hong Kong!
@annied Right?! The only time I wear makeup is for art (i.e. 365 self portraits)
@mona65 Liking both equally is fine too. Haha. Thank you!
@mikegifford Oh, I don't hang out with them... Just read articles written by them on the internet. ;)