has it ever happened to you? you have the good intention of replacing that roll of toilet paper. you have it in your hand. must go back to replace it. then you get sidetracked - perhaps a phone call; or the doorbell; or a new notification on your 365; you put it down somewhere. after an hour or so, you needed to go. badly. you ensconce yourself on the throne. then the cold realization that the new roll is well beyond your reach. you can see it but it is simply inaccessible. oh, so near, and yet so far away.
oh this is priceless