This is the result of a rainy day, a spot of boredom and the previous night spent drinking. I am now feeling very faulty, broken, run down and slightly deranged. Hey ho, onwards and upwards, once more unto the breach and all that.
Also one for the "fiveplustwo graffiti" challenge.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
@mzzhope thanks very much...I thought Graffiti could best be summed up by getting @kimkyra to write on me... @hermann I may or may not be Bruster. And thanks very much. @taffy Thanks...I think ;) @spanner Thanks...good luck for tomorrow morning! I'm about to indulge in some hair of the dog. @daneau Thanks very much. Sooner or later everyone laughs at me. You get used to it. @golftragic Thanks very much. Return to sender was a contender for the title actually... @deliad It's slowly improving here. Slowly. Just walked the dogs and managed to stay dry for the whole 45 minutes.
Glad to see normality has resumed. Glad its morning and not bedtime here. Cant wait for @gigiflower response. Saddened I shall not have a lunchtime fix to banter with her. Intrigued by your eyes. The thing is though, I think we've seen too much of the nice Mr Stevens I don't believe this anymore I see now it's all theatre. Good theatre but I need more. Hope you feel less broken soon. Are you too old for the magic kiss? If not go find Kim and say you need a magic kiss to feel better.
@newbank Yes I just woke up from an afternoon nanna nap and was sooo excited to see @graemestevens staring at me! Most pleased to see what an evening of drinking does to him! I'm hoping that one day he posts a time lapse video of him getting himself ready for these sessions, including makeup and leather chaps!
@cailts I don't know. You think you'd know by now ;) Thanks very much. @golftragic Indeed they do! @gigiflower why thank you young lady. There will be no video...but Kim helped with this one because I can't for the life of me write backwards on my one ever expanding forehead. @newbank So...the eyes. Both my daughter and I have the bizarre ability to go cross eyed and then point one of our eyes in a completely different direction. I would think that in the late 1800's we would have found ourselves in some sort of circus, but these days we are confined to New Zealand...
@graemestevens Yep I just keeping getting the image of Ray Liotta eating his brain. I think it's you in disguise. I'm so happy that I've met somebody that is actually a film star.....that wears leather chaps and now goes cross eyed on request! What other tricks do you perform?
@newbank@graemestevens I've just googled "magic kiss" and came up with "magic kiss of death"...........I'm sure it has something to do with what I googled before about one eating their brain in a movie. This project is revealing your secrets slowly.......I have time to wait ;)
@gigiflower Not the magic kiss I found then...apparently one of them is a men's "toy"...I may have to go and sit in the corner for a while after seeing it...when will I learn that I do not have to click on ever single link?
@graemestevens@newbank Lucky it's Sunday tomorrow and I can repent my sins at Church. All this "naughty" talk is making me into a person that will never get to heaven.
@trinda thanks very much - the weather has been amazing this week considering it July and apparently the middle of our winter, today was the first wet and windy day for quite some time
@gigiflower@newbank What is this "church" of which you speak? I think that, like me, you would start to smoulder gently if you went anywhere near holy ground!
@creativefool I think there was some residue left in my system... @andy3168 Yes. Yes they do. I'm so sorry. @wanabe Sorry about that, although to be fair this one isn't frightening really....
@pusspup Thanks very much - I had a lovely assistant do that for me! @annied I shall wait with baited breath... @blueberry1222 Thanks very much @ceilidh Only slightly...I pointed my eyes in different directions just for you
Nosferatu the Vampyre comes to mind - fortunately I was able to sleep - probably due to the wine - although vampires do not scare me - Hannibal Lector however does - as well as intriguing me - so lucky I did not read @gigiflower or I may have had nightmares regardless.
P.S you really do click on every single link don't you - or go to page two unnecessarily - why I did it I don't know - my curious nature I suspect - fav
Very creepy! Those eyes (as usual) and the fact that you only see a head and no neck or body seem scary. Just a suspended head! It is a stormy night here...glad I am not alone with those eyes peeping out!
@eyeamlisa Thanks very much - I'm all better today :) @annied Wine is what helps me sleep too...as for my link clicking...yes, well... @harbie Thanks as always - I tried not to frown just for you... @orangecrush Thanks very much and I wasn't even trying to be scary!
Awesome image. I thought I'd go back in time so as not to post my reply on a current photo to be seen by the world. For your reply to 'stepping out' and definition of TNR. I had that done while I was in my 40's. Well not the T part. It did hurt for a few days, but "do you want to help me look for my vasectomy scar"? makes for a great pickup line.
@bill_fe LOL, I nearly had it done but then, for medical reasons, Mrs. S ended up having a hysterectomy so there was really no need. And now I find I'm left with no pick up lines...
@hermann I may or may not be Bruster. And thanks very much.
@taffy Thanks...I think ;)
@spanner Thanks...good luck for tomorrow morning! I'm about to indulge in some hair of the dog.
@daneau Thanks very much. Sooner or later everyone laughs at me. You get used to it.
@golftragic Thanks very much. Return to sender was a contender for the title actually...
@deliad It's slowly improving here. Slowly. Just walked the dogs and managed to stay dry for the whole 45 minutes.
@golftragic Indeed they do!
@gigiflower why thank you young lady. There will be no video...but Kim helped with this one because I can't for the life of me write backwards on my one ever expanding forehead.
@newbank So...the eyes. Both my daughter and I have the bizarre ability to go cross eyed and then point one of our eyes in a completely different direction. I would think that in the late 1800's we would have found ourselves in some sort of circus, but these days we are confined to New Zealand...
@andy3168 Yes. Yes they do. I'm so sorry.
@wanabe Sorry about that, although to be fair this one isn't frightening really....
@annied I shall wait with baited breath...
@blueberry1222 Thanks very much
@ceilidh Only slightly...I pointed my eyes in different directions just for you
P.S you really do click on every single link don't you - or go to page two unnecessarily - why I did it I don't know - my curious nature I suspect - fav
@annied Wine is what helps me sleep too...as for my link clicking...yes, well...
@harbie Thanks as always - I tried not to frown just for you...
@orangecrush Thanks very much and I wasn't even trying to be scary!
@johenn ummm...ok then, moving right along...
You have the most creative selfies ^^