Freak Like Me by graemestevens

Freak Like Me

Another thing that I don't often do is portraits...of other people anyway. Having said that, the time has come to inform you all that there are others out there, others like me, others that are as twisted and demented as me. This is my daughter, the fruit of my loins, known as Kyra.
Do not be misled by her smile or innocence. She is dangerous, wily, cunning and ever so slightly insane.
I have also invested in a rocking chair and shot gun because...boys.

We're heading away for a couple of days as it happens to be a long weekend here, so do not sit in the corner sobbing and wondering where I have disappeared to. I shall return! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
She is lovely and I am glad you have gone astray! lets see more, I like it, superb shot
October 25th, 2014  
Cool high key portrait
October 25th, 2014  
Amazing photo! Can really see her personality shining through :)
October 25th, 2014  
Fabulous portrait of her. Probably wise you invested in that shotgun, she's beautiful!
October 25th, 2014  
Wonderful capture on white. Love it. FAV.
October 25th, 2014  
She's adorable, Graeme! Wonderful portrait, and I don't believe a word you say! ;)
October 25th, 2014  
Haha, she'll never be demented as you. :) Lovely portrait.
October 25th, 2014  
She is so convicingly disguised as a beautiful girl! Lovely high key portrait!
October 25th, 2014  
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree then? She is gorgeous..love the hair!
October 25th, 2014  
Enjoy your long weekend... your daughter is lovely and I am not mislead by your advertisements about her. Her appearances are entirely to the contrary, but you may need that gun. A delightful high key portrait.
October 25th, 2014  
Cool portrait! Enjoy your weekend!
October 25th, 2014  
Lovely portrait...
October 25th, 2014  
awesome portrait... and your write-up has me in stitches as usual!
October 25th, 2014  
This totally threw me! You do not disappoint in the surprise category! Lovely girl! I shall hold back my tears. Enjoy your long weekend!
October 25th, 2014  
She's beautiful! You definitely should do more portraits - this one is fantastic! Have a great long weekend.
October 25th, 2014  
Lovely natural capture, have a great long weekend :)
October 25th, 2014  
Love the description, she looks fine, have a good weekend
October 25th, 2014  
Wonderful Portrait Graeme.
October 25th, 2014  
I think the gun is a good investment when someone looks as beautiful as your daughter!!! Enjoy the time away
October 25th, 2014  
Lovely portrait! She is very pretty and I just love red hair! Have a fun time away! I love getting away!
October 25th, 2014  
Aha, I love this and I can see her personality shining right through! Nice addition with the gun, it may come in handy!
October 25th, 2014  
Fabulous pic of your daughter - you should do more! Have a great weekend away.
October 25th, 2014  
Super high key portrait.
October 25th, 2014  
And she's got a weekend to herself! Love her hair, beautiful portrait. Enjoy your weekend.
October 25th, 2014  
Beautiful portrait. Enjoy Labour weekend
October 25th, 2014  
Sam
Have a great long weekend!
October 25th, 2014  
Enjoy.
October 25th, 2014  
@gigiflower sobbing? We shan't be sobbing. We'll be having a party whilst the cats away.... @annied
October 25th, 2014  
Sam
@newbank @annied @graemestevens HAHAHAHHAHAHA I know, as IF we care about Mr S being away!!!
October 25th, 2014  
@gigiflower @newbank lol
I feel too sick to sob - it would hurt my throat and make me cough.
October 25th, 2014  
She is beautiful - gets it from mum I imagine.
She does have a glint in her eye
October 25th, 2014  
Kyra, give your dad all you've got!!!! I'm interested to see what he comes up with when he is at the end of his tether! Such a pretty young lady - a fav, just because! Have a wonderful weekend away, Graeme!
October 25th, 2014  
I love the spontaneous turn of her body & her happy smile for you alone! A lovey daughter but she might have inherited her fathers funny ways poor girl! Enjoy you time away.....no digging up dead things in any grave yards!
October 25th, 2014  
A lovely young lady I am sure. I can see why you bought the rocking chair in the gun ;-)
October 25th, 2014  
Love it! I bet you two make quite a pair. Your poor wife ;)
I love the photo. It shows great personality!
October 25th, 2014  
Great portrait! Love the white background, can't tell if it was intentional or not. My child is as crazy as me as well, makes life fun. Have a good weekend!
October 26th, 2014  
She is beautiful girl...great portrait!
October 26th, 2014  
She is lovely - and has great animation / hint of mischief in her face/eyes/smile.....as for the boys......rather than the rocking chair and shotgun....perhaps you could share some of your photos with them - the sheep skull, the ones with fire....all the good stuff......could be quite influential in, ahem, guiding their behavior....
October 26th, 2014  
I'll beet she's not that crazy and evil. In fact, she looks just lovely...
October 26th, 2014  
I believe every word, she does have a glint in her eyes. Wise investments.
October 26th, 2014  
You are hilarious! And your daughter is beautiful. :)
October 26th, 2014  
So sorry for the 'bulk' reply, but I've been busy digging up skulls, carving, writing and trying not to set fire to everything. She's a wonderful girl if a ad unbalanced...most of the time. Skulduggery seems to run in the family though, so please don't be mislead by the apparent charming nature of this one...
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October 26th, 2014  
She's a doll - - have fun & enjoy:)
October 26th, 2014  
Wonderful portrait she's lovely
October 26th, 2014  
very nice portrait of a very nice lady, love the fact she's not posing...
October 26th, 2014  
Fantastic portrait. I can't think of where she would be getting all of those traits from :). I have three girls. My gun and chair are also on order.
October 27th, 2014  
@joemuli Thanks very much :)
@tracelee You say that... ;)
@cocobella Thanks very much - for a change she hasn't struck a pose!
@karlow75 Thanks very much - I feel your pain
October 27th, 2014  
She's lovely! Pity the boy that gets in your sites! ;)
October 27th, 2014  
@lisatown She and is and no mercy or quarter will be given
October 27th, 2014  
lovely girl.. takes after her dad then perhaps?!
October 27th, 2014  
As the Terminator said: "Ill be back!"....and, we all cowered!
Beautiful young lady.....I can see why you would feel the need to invest in a rocking chair and a shotgun....even, though, I suspect she knows pretty well how to defend herself!
October 27th, 2014  
@brigette Quite possibly...I dread the moment when the insanity comes to the fore
@panthora She has a mean right hook...
October 27th, 2014  
Love her gorgeous hair color. Great portrait of your lovely girl!
October 27th, 2014  
@amandal Thanks very much :)
October 27th, 2014  
That red hair, that impish grin, that mischievous twist . . . yeah, she must be yours! Really beautiful, Graeme!
October 28th, 2014  
@lbluejaye8 Thanks very much - I deny all knowledge ;)
October 28th, 2014  
October 28th, 2014  
Great portrait. It's fun to have a mini-me!
October 29th, 2014  
@kt8ird Thank you...she's a star really. But I never said that.
October 29th, 2014  
You are blessed
October 31st, 2014  
@livvy I am indeed :)
October 31st, 2014  
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