I have an over abundance of rocks and stones in my garden, under which live a vast array of unspeakable creatures with far too may spikes, mandibles, pincers and other assorted spiky bits. None the less it was a relatively easy task to find a rock with which to hit myself over the head.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
I have been seriously not paying attention, because I just discovered Five Plus Two. Flipping through those selfies, and there you were! I'm so excited. I shall have to start working on some selfies.
Nice shot. I would have liked to see your other eye, but I also like the shadow across your face... can't win them all.
@vignouse Even I can't make sense of it...seriously uninspired today @ludgate Thanks very much - fiveplustwo is great fun...and yes, a bit disappointed with this one but feeling uninspired today
@vignouse@graemestevens oh dear - I myself like rocks with creepy crawlies under them - may I suggest next time you get Kim to thwack you as that helps her expel any issues also - hopefully soon the job issue will be resolved and you will be back to prancing in your corset - or fire walking across said rocks
@annied@vignouse Well yes...total clarity until I say that it has nothing to do with said job ;) But in this instance, I'll roll with what ever you say. As for Kim hitting me, when is she not? @luvthyclassics Thank you so much :)
@annied You're right, it's not like me at all. See? I just did it again. No idea about Lucy yet, we're just waiting on the vet to call and tell us she's okay to be picked up and taken home - we should have the biopsy results tomorrow at the latest apparently.
Oh, dear... like Goliath. Did David get you? If David is your yard, then "yes" Your contrasts and white background work a treat here. Hope your pup is OK. I am in Kim's corner, if rock-throwing charge ever goes to trial. ;)
@graemestevens please stop agreeing - I am qyite concerned now and it is not at all like me to be concerned - I will read through other comments and see if that eases my unease
@dibzgreasley Are you trying to make me blush? And thank you very much :) @jess1204 Thank you so much :) @annied I'm quite (or should I say 'qyite') concerned over your spelling, or lack thereof. I shall stop agreeing with you immediately, so do NOT read through other comments.
@graemestevens qyite is the correct spelling after a given number of wines - you of all people should know that - there is something definitely amiss and I SHAQLL ( also correct spelling) read through - if I can be bothered
@annied What piffle thou dost spout. I do like it. @sioux Thanks...it was a trial @gigiflower Sometimes that makes a pleasant change ;) @ukandie1 I take that as a compliment ;) @overalvandaan In round 1 as well.
@eyeamlisa They're all appropriate - I actually only have 4, but it's getting them all into one shot...and they're also all in appropriate locations ;)
@annied@gigiflower I had to go foetal because the apparent "laydeeee" was hinting at what she had in her mouth...I had hundreds of one liners jostling for position and certain knowledge that I could none of them on a public forum.
@annied@graemestevens I think you read into those innuendo's Ms Annie! How naughty of you :) And as for you Mr S...........this isn't a public forum, so type away. We are all friends here!
@gigiflower@annied My mind is also a clean and pure temple devoted to thought, emotional stability and higher pursuits and I for one will not fall in to your trap. Trying to lure me into saying something rude to my detriment will not work here. cockwafflebumbag.
@gigiflower I must agree with Miss Sam about the stability bit - should've taken another path hahaha @graemestevens
I am rather partial to cockwafflebumbag andam most interested in a pure clean temple if it in fact exists
@graemestevens@gigiflower
you are most welcome Miss Sam - I suspected he might enjoy it though
I must admit I do love a good cess pit of impure thoughts
@annied@graemestevens I was waiting patiently to see who picked up on the word "ganged" and made it into something slightly improper! Not surprised it was you Mr Stevens ;)
@ceilidh It seemed like a good idea at the time
@tonygig Thank you - struggling for inspiration today
Nice shot. I would have liked to see your other eye, but I also like the shadow across your face... can't win them all.
@ludgate Thanks very much - fiveplustwo is great fun...and yes, a bit disappointed with this one but feeling uninspired today
anyway... cool shot and all that... really hope there weren't any creepycrawlies on that rock... cos, y'know... ick!
@luvthyclassics Thank you so much :)
@jcot Thank you very much :)
@rosiekerr Someone got me but I didn't see who...and thank you :)
@cindyloo Hello. And thanks :)
@jess1204 Thank you so much :)
@annied I'm quite (or should I say 'qyite') concerned over your spelling, or lack thereof. I shall stop agreeing with you immediately, so do NOT read through other comments.
:-)
@sioux Thanks...it was a trial
@gigiflower Sometimes that makes a pleasant change ;)
@ukandie1 I take that as a compliment ;)
@overalvandaan In round 1 as well.
May I suggest another selfie photo opp.? One of all your (location appropriate) tats. I am curious.
@gigiflower speechless huh? Intriguing
@gigiflower ladyees do not comment on such things!
I am rather partial to cockwafflebumbag andam most interested in a pure clean temple if it in fact exists
you are most welcome Miss Sam - I suspected he might enjoy it though
I must admit I do love a good cess pit of impure thoughts
I do want something - big.........glass of wine