Today I suffered the indignity of a pre-employement medical...I have been poked, prodded, probed and left with fingerprints where no-one should have finger prints. I was almost positive that when I turned around the nurse would be removing a tree trunk from one of my orifices, however I have retained the ability to walk in a straight line, at least for today.
Now all I have to do is wait for the job offer (ever the optimist, despite appearances).
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
@kwind Thanks very much and so do I! @melston Yep...sorry about that... @divast8er What??? I thought everything was hidden! @northy So do I - I really need to get dressed! @juliedduncan LOL, I'm not entirely sure how to take that...and I've taken a few things today ;) @kjbadger Actually, I think you'll find it's mine ;) @golftragic Is there such a thing these days? @hermann I think you spluttered a bit too... @kareenking Thanks very much - I'm sure I'll recover ;) @jetr Thanks very much...and blush ;)
Ah...is nothing sacred? A tree trunk?? Aw...that's hard to believe! A sapling, perhaps! *fingers crossed that offer comes through quickly* btw, ya don't look too bad for 44! ;)
@kali66 I'm actually quite insulted. They called me "normal". @voiceprintz I'm hoping the offer comes through quickly as well...I can't stand around like this all day! And thanks very much.
I can see you remembered to pull the tummy in - I have to remind myself to do that when being photographed! Not that I would possible imagine that I would hide under a hazard sign!
@ltodd Good luck with that, I dread to think what's behind it... @annied The only working out that I've been doing is lifting a wine glass...if you fell over, can you imagine what this shot will do to @gigiflower and her ears?
@graemestevens oh this time I will control myself and say duck - @gigiflower Sam's sensibilities will be highly offended and her ears - well - after she magnifies and checks everything out hahahahahahaha
and lifting a wine glass is of course working out
@annied If she comes anywhere near this with a magnifying glass....I may have to blush myself... @dide Thank you kindly, that's one way of putting it ;)
@graemestevens@annied Firstly. OMG. Secondly. I'm not coping. Thirdly. Totally disgusting. Fourth. I think you have put on weight since I last saw you naked. Fifth. I just showed my husband. Sixth. He wants to know why you shave down. Seventh. I'm still not coping. Eighth. I can understand why you have no FAVs. Ninth. You are one brave motherducker. Tenth. I've always wanted to know what HAZCHEM means and now I know - "hiding penis" in Chinese.
@gigiflower well now I am in hysterics - am going to plaster HAZCHEM all over the Urban Dictionary sites @graemestevens she is so rude Graeme - put on weight indeed - phhttttt
@deliad Good lord no...it terrifies me! @jack4john Best not to ask how I'm holding that sign up... @sioux Thanks very much - best not to ask ;) @gigiflower I'm going to pick one of those to deal with: I didn't shave. I can't cope with the rest of your rambling ;) @annied My weight is the same as always, it's just moved about it a bit.
@annied@graemestevens hehehehe glad I could make you giggle! As for the weight - did you miss that I commented that he has put on weight the LAST TIME I SAW HIM NAKED.............you were supposed to ask "When was that"???????? Oh my, my humour is broken. And was that YOU that gave him a FAV?
@graemestevens You may not be able to cope with my rambling.......you should be lucky I bothered to give you the time of MY day when you appear naked on my 27 INCH screen. You want to talk inches now? :)
@annied@graemestevens After yesterday's "rush of blood to undisclosed areas" now the "hidden penis" photo.........I had to bring out the big guns Ms Annie. Did you not read - I AM NOT COPING!
@nicoleterheide So do I! @susale Thanks very much - not brave, just insane ;) @blueberry1222 It is my mission in life ;) @eyeamlisa Good lord no, I'd never lower myself ;) @888rachel It was more bending over forwards to be honest ;) @whimsicalgrateful :) @longexposure Putting nearly all of it out there...and thanks very much @photohoot I wouldn't call it a gift...more of a curse... ;) @gigiflower@annied I did duck off and for that I do apologise most sincerely - it's difficult to deal with a homesick 14 year old student and this at the same time...teenagers seem to be adept at demanding attention...anyhoo...a 27 inch screen you say? I may have to come up with a similar shot to try and fill that screen for you... @juliedduncan In that case, all is forgiven ;)
@graemestevens yeh a two pack just won't cut it hahaha @ludgate have to keep the mind active and @gigiflower needs to relieve her boredom some how
glad you have no shame makes life more interesting hahaha
All the good comments are taken. ;) Good luck with the job... you have certainly put everything out there on the line for it. (something occurred to me, once I started typing).
@ludgate Maybe I should have called this shot "Nothing to See Here"...and I think it's fair to say that I have no shame either. I'm sure @annied and @gigiflower would agree,
I would like to return your recent kind gesture so I'm not giving your shot a Fav either. (I might have done for its merit but I do have my reputation to think of... or at least, the tattered remains of it!)
@graemestevens@gigiflower
can your bits do all those Matrix like leaning and floating and bendy stuff - and leap from bamboo to bamboo - that would be awesome!
@annied@graemestevens Have you showed your exchange student how you make the Eiffel Tower? I do hope not but am now expecting a detailed close up. The real Eiffel Tower has nothing on yours, I'm sure!
@gigiflower@annied I'm terminating it anyway...I'm off for the night ladies, have a wonderful evening without me. I'm sure it can't get any better than that.
@karlow75 Thanks very much...it was a lady!!! Outrageous. ;) @mzzhope My doctor made me get the over 40 and caucasian test as well...sigh...apparently I'm "normal" which I'm mildly insulted by.
I see a face in your torso.....OK, I had to focus somewhere....the totality of that image was a little overwhelming!! Brave soul, indeed! Congrats on the job.....I hope they know what they are in for! ;-))
@melston Yep...sorry about that...
@divast8er What??? I thought everything was hidden!
@northy So do I - I really need to get dressed!
@juliedduncan LOL, I'm not entirely sure how to take that...and I've taken a few things today ;)
@kjbadger Actually, I think you'll find it's mine ;)
@golftragic Is there such a thing these days?
@hermann I think you spluttered a bit too...
@kareenking Thanks very much - I'm sure I'll recover ;)
@jetr Thanks very much...and blush ;)
@voiceprintz I'm hoping the offer comes through quickly as well...I can't stand around like this all day! And thanks very much.
will get back to you on this!
as soon as you appeared I collapsed
@annied The only working out that I've been doing is lifting a wine glass...if you fell over, can you imagine what this shot will do to @gigiflower and her ears?
and lifting a wine glass is of course working out
@dide Thank you kindly, that's one way of putting it ;)
@graemestevens she is so rude Graeme - put on weight indeed - phhttttt
@jack4john Best not to ask how I'm holding that sign up...
@sioux Thanks very much - best not to ask ;)
@gigiflower I'm going to pick one of those to deal with: I didn't shave. I can't cope with the rest of your rambling ;)
@annied My weight is the same as always, it's just moved about it a bit.
@susale Thanks very much - not brave, just insane ;)
@blueberry1222 It is my mission in life ;)
@eyeamlisa Good lord no, I'd never lower myself ;)
@888rachel It was more bending over forwards to be honest ;)
@whimsicalgrateful :)
@longexposure Putting nearly all of it out there...and thanks very much
@photohoot I wouldn't call it a gift...more of a curse... ;)
@gigiflower @annied I did duck off and for that I do apologise most sincerely - it's difficult to deal with a homesick 14 year old student and this at the same time...teenagers seem to be adept at demanding attention...anyhoo...a 27 inch screen you say? I may have to come up with a similar shot to try and fill that screen for you...
@juliedduncan In that case, all is forgiven ;)
:))))
@graemestevens @annied @gigiflower You three have the most fabulous conversations. Thank you for the giggles.
@ludgate have to keep the mind active and @gigiflower needs to relieve her boredom some how
glad you have no shame makes life more interesting hahaha
@vignouse I completely understand and promise faithfully not to hold a grudge...
@bill_fe Wine is the only form of exercise that I will recognise.
@bill_fe we shall start a 24 hour wine gym
Great idea for a gym!
@bill_fe @annied I'm in!
can your bits do all those Matrix like leaning and floating and bendy stuff - and leap from bamboo to bamboo - that would be awesome!
@gigiflower I can think of no other explanation
@gigiflower
@mzzhope My doctor made me get the over 40 and caucasian test as well...sigh...apparently I'm "normal" which I'm mildly insulted by.
@rachelwithey Thanks, as am i :)
@brigette I did, I did!!!