Today is my last day working for a corporate giant that cares less for it's staff than I care for the "music" of Justin Beiber. Today is my last day for tolerating (barely) the childish pettiness of certain very soon to be ex-colleagues.
Today, they can (as we say in these here parts) "shove it up their arse sideways and shit it out backwards."
I've never been entirely sure how to accomplish that but I do believe that it would be quite effective in terms of a dawning realisation that I do not like working for them.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
Don't repress those feelings... it could give you a complex! :) Best of luck - and I hope they don't see this until after you have packed up your stuff.
You did it then.......what a great feeling that will be when you walk out of that door. Life is too short to work in a shitty place your working life! Hope the next job is perfect for an original like you!
I wish you good luck in the new venture Graeme... but I note that it's another corporate giant you're going to be working for - sometimes you just have to grit your teeth and count the pennies at the end of the week!
Fun shot, I love it! It also makes me want to do this to some people at my current job... but better have something lined up first. Good luck in your new work life!
@dibzgreasley Thanks an so do I! @kevin365 Thanks, you're welcome to stapler but it's currently firmly lodged in my old boss... @joemuli Thanks very much :) @rustymonkey Thank you kindly :) @gigiflower Friends arrival is imminent.... @annied I went for it regardless of you feeling ornery...disgusting... @kerosene Thanks very much - I did it repeatedly and without restraint @northy Abso-damn-lutely @vignouse Thank you kindly - I did my research thoroughly this time and by all accounts Dulux are excellent to work for and actually treat people like people, whereas the dinosaur that I am leaving has a reputation for arrogance and heavy handedness, so heres hoping! @susanalena As am I! @terryliv Mine was full of pain, anguish and suffering...but now I have wine ;) @bigugly It is indeed...or so they tell me @jack4john I have hairy hands because, unlike a lot of people that live in my part of the world, my knuckles do not drag on the ground ;) @voiceprintz Thanks very much, so am I!!! @pamknowler By all accounts it's entirely possible :) And thank you @gamelee I've never been able to pull my punches :) @spanner Thanks very much but why limit myself to one drink? ;) @alinz I managed to get an hour off...whoop whoop ;) @hermann Extremely liberating :) @happypat Thanks very much - I feel freeeeeee!!!!! @rosiekerr Thanks very much - I made a clean break ;) @wearing0 Thank you so much, appreciated :) @monty147 Thanks very much :) @shailestha I wish I'd thought of that ;) @lifepause Thanks very much :)) @amandal I'm just a neanderthal ;)
@kali66 Not at all, looking forward to it immensely and this time I've done my "due diligence" @karlow75 Liberating would be the best way to describe it
Great shot!! Very effective! I hope you walked out of there with your head held high and your finger up in the air!! Working at that place seemed like cruel and unusual punishment for you, and I am sure your ex-colleagues will be swimming in their own filth! Am I to assume that there was no farewell party?!
I hope your new side road will widen soon...
Good luck dude!
@newbank Oh I will ;) I may even wreak some havoc...
and you know how I love a raised middle digit -
I am feeling somewhat ornery today so you go for it for me too hahahahaha
@kevin365 Thanks, you're welcome to stapler but it's currently firmly lodged in my old boss...
@joemuli Thanks very much :)
@rustymonkey Thank you kindly :)
@gigiflower Friends arrival is imminent....
@annied I went for it regardless of you feeling ornery...disgusting...
@kerosene Thanks very much - I did it repeatedly and without restraint
@northy Abso-damn-lutely
@vignouse Thank you kindly - I did my research thoroughly this time and by all accounts Dulux are excellent to work for and actually treat people like people, whereas the dinosaur that I am leaving has a reputation for arrogance and heavy handedness, so heres hoping!
@susanalena As am I!
@terryliv Mine was full of pain, anguish and suffering...but now I have wine ;)
@bigugly It is indeed...or so they tell me
@jack4john I have hairy hands because, unlike a lot of people that live in my part of the world, my knuckles do not drag on the ground ;)
@voiceprintz Thanks very much, so am I!!!
@pamknowler By all accounts it's entirely possible :) And thank you
@gamelee I've never been able to pull my punches :)
@spanner Thanks very much but why limit myself to one drink? ;)
@alinz I managed to get an hour off...whoop whoop ;)
@hermann Extremely liberating :)
@happypat Thanks very much - I feel freeeeeee!!!!!
@rosiekerr Thanks very much - I made a clean break ;)
@wearing0 Thank you so much, appreciated :)
@monty147 Thanks very much :)
@shailestha I wish I'd thought of that ;)
@lifepause Thanks very much :))
@amandal I'm just a neanderthal ;)
@tellefella It won't happen again ;)
@aikiuser Absolutely ;)
@sioux Thanks very much, and so do I!
@888rachel Yay! Me too!!!
@pistache Why use words when I have a perfectly good finger ;)
I only hope you wont be running the new lot down the same way in 6 months time...
@karlow75 Liberating would be the best way to describe it