Social convention dictates that I must wish you all a very merry, safe and enjoyable Christmas. We all know that because I'm a singularly miserable, cynical being of pure evil and malice that this will not happen. Having said that, allow me to say that I sincerely hope your baubles stay round and sparkly, your tinsel is always where it should be and that you and yours get festive enough to have a good time but not so much so that you start blowing things up. You have my permission to continue.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
You have focused so well on this pretty bauble that we can see your room inside! The whole thing is very cleverly contrived - but then we have a master of ingenuity here! fav
@gazdi Thank you kindly...it's not always dark here but I do make sure that not all of the lights are on... @hermann Bah humbug! ;) @joemuli Thanks and straight back at ya! @photographycrazy Thank you kindly, and to yours :) @bigugly Who are you calling a ho? And same to you with knobs on. @northy I know, but I didn't want to say anything... ;) @maggiemae Thank you very much - there's not many people that get to see the house in my ball... @newbank Hurrah! I do like being described as "perky"... @joysabin Thank you kindly - if I wasn't me I'd be...someone else... @dh Thank you very much - they are sinister though, nasty little things... @amandal A talent that until now only my wife has known about...
You look somewhat disembodied in this one Graeme. May all your baubles stay round too. Have a good one. Can't wait for January myself for a bit of peace and quiet!
@kerosene Thanks and straight back at ya. Happy now? @moviegal1 Thanks very much :) @rosiekerr Thank you very much - anything cheerful just seemed...wrong somehow... @epcello Same to you with knobs on ;) @lsanderson55 Thank you very much and the same to you :) @yeshanghai Thank you very much :) @shepherdmanswife You and me both, and thank you very much :) @panthora Thank you very much - I may try and sell it to Hallmark ;) @pandorasecho Cheery enough for me anyway... ;) @deliad Oh god, I'd hate to crack a smile...
And why is it I am just waiting for the bauble to burst apart in to pieces due to that intense look you are giving it? Happy holidays to the humans and the furry ones......
Bah humbug!
@hermann Bah humbug! ;)
@joemuli Thanks and straight back at ya!
@photographycrazy Thank you kindly, and to yours :)
@bigugly Who are you calling a ho? And same to you with knobs on.
@northy I know, but I didn't want to say anything... ;)
@maggiemae Thank you very much - there's not many people that get to see the house in my ball...
@newbank Hurrah! I do like being described as "perky"...
@joysabin Thank you kindly - if I wasn't me I'd be...someone else...
@dh Thank you very much - they are sinister though, nasty little things...
@amandal A talent that until now only my wife has known about...
@moviegal1 Thanks very much :)
@rosiekerr Thank you very much - anything cheerful just seemed...wrong somehow...
@epcello Same to you with knobs on ;)
@lsanderson55 Thank you very much and the same to you :)
@yeshanghai Thank you very much :)
@shepherdmanswife You and me both, and thank you very much :)
@panthora Thank you very much - I may try and sell it to Hallmark ;)
@pandorasecho Cheery enough for me anyway... ;)
@deliad Oh god, I'd hate to crack a smile...
merry Christmas to you and your family and all the best for the holidays and the coming year!