BREAKING NEWS: Man wearing expensive suit and carrying ironing board walks in to ocean. by graemestevens

BREAKING NEWS: Man wearing expensive suit and carrying ironing board walks in to ocean.

I'm pushed for time again and have what can best be termed as an "overflowing social calendar" (Who knew that I could be so in demand???) so this will have to do for today.
Oh no - I'd be tempted to do the same with my ironing board - if only I could find it!!!!
April 26th, 2016  
@dide I detest ironing but apparently we have to have to do it in this house. Sigh.
April 26th, 2016  
Only iron when you absolutely must. The End
April 26th, 2016  
All he needs is an iron on his head to wake him up.
April 26th, 2016  
I live in a wrinkled household but we do have a few surfboards!
April 26th, 2016  
@graemestevens I don't understand why you HAVE to do ironing - who deems it so? Get rid of them!

April 26th, 2016  
Lol! Awesome! If I even HAD an ironing board, I would definitely enjoy dumping it in the ocean! 😀
April 26th, 2016  
interesting!
April 26th, 2016  
lol
April 26th, 2016  
Does the 'overflowing' in your social calendar refer to the attendant libations?
April 26th, 2016  
Maybe you should change your screen name to "Mr. Popular!". ;)
April 26th, 2016  
Hahaha amazing! What a fool he is :) and with all these commitments, no wonder you drink...
April 26th, 2016  
@kerosene I couldn't believe it. I though "you'll never get your trousers pressed in there!"
@dianen I think they only like me because I don't mind wearing a tutu ;)
@vignouse Good lord yes, it's the way of the future. has been for some time ;)
@maree_sanderson :)
@tracie8266 That's very diplomatic of you ;)
@tabbycat I have one and I want to do that very thing with it ;)
@annied The school that that the youngling attends demands the ironing of their uniforms. The cheek of them.
@hop2it Generally we're wrinkled, as are our clothes, but the daughters school uniform must be ironed apparently.
@yaorenliu There is that approach...
@brigette Correct. And in this house it's only the child's school uniform and that's out of necessity rather than choice.
April 26th, 2016  
Looks a cold day for ocean ironing.
April 26th, 2016  
@graemestevens I think that would make an awesome selfie!!
I double dog dare ya! 😜
April 26th, 2016  
Love this!
April 26th, 2016  
Perhaps he giving it a burial at sea? Ever been to Andy Borowitz? http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report
April 26th, 2016  
I'm still in shock that there is no frightening image of your dear self scaring me death. Have you consider putting a health warning ? As for ironing what is that when it is at home. I'm an engineer so I don't understand the concept, nor social gatherings if truth be told :)
April 26th, 2016  
great crop and excellent title. what's with the colour?
April 26th, 2016  
@bill_fe Thank you sir...I'm not sure what happened there. I'll speak with management and make sure they don't do it again ;)
@theboxmanreturns Ironing is what I have to do to the daughter school uniform to make it look half way presentable. Nothing else gets that treatment though...as for health warning...nope ;)
@joysabin That seems to be a reasonable way to treat an ironing board...and I hadn't been to Andy but I have now, thank you :)
@paulavdmerwe Thank you very much :)
@tabbycat And then I'd have to go and buy a new one...
@gardencat It wasn't too bad, about 21 degrees...which is too cold for me to go in there. Not that I would anyway. There are things in there that eat people.
April 26th, 2016  
Funny caption, wonderful pic Mr Popular!
April 26th, 2016  
Well I wasn't expecting that ! Like the composition. Nice shot !
April 26th, 2016  
@graemestevens Wuss! 😜
April 26th, 2016  
@rachelwithey ...just checked out your link...O.M.G. why would they bother!...lol!
April 26th, 2016  
Haha... love the title! Great shot too.
April 27th, 2016  
@graemestevens I am horrified!
April 27th, 2016  
Excellent caption!
April 27th, 2016  
Love your title!
April 27th, 2016  
@rachelwithey Holy cow... that is just excellent! Who knew??
April 27th, 2016  
Sorry to deviate from your extremely popular page and photo, but I am delighted by the various takes on the theme, that your shot has inspired. How great! You get a fav, for the amazing dialogue and for the unique view. Personally, I would carry just about anything to the ocean, as long as I could bounce about in it. :)
April 27th, 2016  
Ironing boards should all be banished to the depths of the ocean. Ironing's a total waste of time. I'm with @annied on that one. I don't care about crinkles and creases in my gear.
April 27th, 2016  
@golftragic here here - I try to buy things that do not need ironing - I hang ones that do stretched out on the line to iron au naturale hahahahaha
April 27th, 2016  
@annied I don't iron much, just the spawns school uniform
@golftragic I completely agree!
@rosiekerr Thank you very much - who knew that mentioning an ironing board would evoke this response?!?!?!
@jgpittenger Thanks very much :)
@888rachel Thank you kindly ;)
@kwind Thanks very much :)
@rachelwithey Good lord, awesome
@pasttheirprime Thanks very much - it's not like me to do the unexpected...
@photographycrazy Thank you very much :)
April 27th, 2016  
@maree_sanderson @rosiekerr I'm in the "iron is little as possible/not all" camp but extreme ironing always makes me laugh. We have some friends who do a lot of deep diving. They won an award a few years back, yes there are awards, for ironing at a greater depth under the sea than anyone else had done before. They are very proud of it!
April 27th, 2016  
@rachelwithey ...i taught my sons to iron before they left school...their gilfriends have thanked me for it ever since... lol
April 27th, 2016  
haha love the title!
April 27th, 2016  
@nicoleterheide Thanks very much :)
April 27th, 2016  
That headline, what a hoot! I am inclined to agree with the "let's drown the ironing boards" camp. I am a very untraditional wife and mom, I insist that the troops around here manage their own laundry! That way I am only stuck with my portion of the drudgery! :D And they all get to learn those useful life skills to take with them for eternity.
April 30th, 2016  
@monty147 We only iron the spawns school uniform. Other than that, we're delightfully and comfortably creased.
April 30th, 2016  
They ought to provide plug sockets on the beach. It would be great to do the ironing there. I think I'll write a letter to the local council suggesting it. :)
May 2nd, 2016  
@swillinbillyflynn Now there's a sensible idea
May 2nd, 2016  
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