I fear The Captain's fascination with the computer and the flickering, lively images on YouTube may well be rotting his poor, defenseless little brain. I am woe that he loves the Interwebs so much... but I was a MTV and late-night movie junkie at a very early age, so maybe he won't be permanently damaged. I can only hope...
I watched a whole lot of Nick at Nite. I think given a few alternate paths in life I could have been The Cable Guy. And yet I'm semi quasi partially normal...right?