Oakham's new fake Christmas tree. I'm not sure about it myself but it looks better at night with the lights on and also makes a nice entry for the song title challenge https://youtu.be/n5h0qHwNrHk Radio heads Fake Plastic Trees
A green plastic watering can
For a fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns