Alexi is a Russian agent working undercover in the west country. The Kremlin had recently become more and more interested in the secret recipe for "Somerset Tree Shaker Scrumpy" since they had observed the devastating effect it had on the local residents when they drank it. It was clearly something that could be of great value to them in their secret chemical warfare programme.
But alas, it had become very clear to Alexi that his cover had been blown, as he had just noticed two MI5 spooks across the road and they were closing in on him fast.
He wasn't particularly concerned by this as he knew from his combat training that there were 27 ways to kill a man with a wooden kebab skewer...... However, he was rather enjoying this particular kebab, as it had been marinated overnight in honey and balsamic vinegar and had just the right hint of chilli and tarragon. It was quite possibly the most perfect kebab he had ever tasted.
His highly trained brain made the necessary calculations and he reached the devastating conclusion that finishing his kebab would reduce his chances of survival by 72.5%...... therefore his culinary needs would have to take a back seat in this particular instance.
Great you "caught" him just at the right moment. Just makes you want to see the next shot, just not sure which one - a kebab left on the table with an empty seat next to it (and a seagull (?) zooming it to get it), or the other scenario... but that might be too bloody. Молодец!
Did you watch The Americans?