Someone Needs to Go Back to School by terryliv

Someone Needs to Go Back to School

The plaque at the Deception Bay bridge - but someone has made at least 3 errors in its wording. Can you spot them?
(Talk about setting yourself up for some egg on face.)

Now updated to 4 errors.
Oh dear! I can only find one :)
January 8th, 2017  
Sam
I'm too scared to even admit whether I found 1, 2 or 3!!!
January 8th, 2017  
@gilbertwood Two are pretty easy, the third is a bit more obscure
January 8th, 2017  
@gigiflower Never be afraid of Terry - his bark is worse than his bite :)
January 8th, 2017  
@gilbertwood @gigiflower woof woof aarrghhh cough cough
January 8th, 2017  
Sam
@terryliv @gilbertwood I've forgotten Denise how NOT scary Poppo can be........I've been away for too long ;)
January 8th, 2017  
@gilbertwood @gigiflower Come on you two. There's no need to be nasty towards me just because you cant find the three errors.
January 8th, 2017  
Sam
@terryliv @terryliv Aren't you glad to be back Poppo!
January 8th, 2017  
How interesting Terry well spotted, noticed all three the school boy error is possible the one that could so easily be missed:)
January 8th, 2017  
Nice shot Terry.The only one i see is the fathom distance should be 6076 ft, and honoured spelling depending on your country of origin, so feel free to enlighten me.
January 8th, 2017  
@peterlgrave @pcoulson Ha ha Peter. You just alerted me to a fourth error. I was too busy looking at 1 aspect that I missed the other. Amazing
January 8th, 2017  
And I thought I was the only one that picked on mistakes in public places 8-) Well spotted and captured.
January 8th, 2017  
@tonydebont I certainly wasn't looking Tony. The first 2 just leapt up off the plaque at me.
January 8th, 2017  
The missing screw jumped out at me first.
January 9th, 2017  
@stray_shooter I thought someone had taken a shot at it - a stray_shot perhaps??
January 9th, 2017  
@terryliv Could be! There is something about signs that invites shooting! Have you been to Alabama? You can hardly read the road signs for all of the holes. There's a reason I'm called stray, so obviously that wasn't me.
January 9th, 2017  
@gilbertwood @peterlgrave @pcoulson @tonydebont @stray_shooter @gigiflower
OK - Here we go.
1. a knot is a unit of measurement of speed - not distance. 1 knot is 1 nautical mile per hour.
2. 1 nautical mile is 6076 feet - not 6082.66 feet
3. To describe the speed of the current, it should have just said it was 5 to 8 knots. Knots per hour is a measurement of acceleration and after a couple of hours, the current would be raging at that rate of acceleration.
and, a bit more obscure
4. "Velocity" is the wrong term to describe the speed of a current. Velocity is made up of two components, speed and direction. So if you are travelling at 60kph and going around a corner your velocity is constantly changing because your direction is constantly changing. Needless to say, the direction of the current is constantly changing and hence so is the velocity. It should have just said the speed was 5 to 8 knots.
Here endeth the lesson :-)
January 9th, 2017  
Smarty pants :)
January 9th, 2017  
@gilbertwood All taught in high school Maths II Denise. Ernie Gerhke would have turned in his grave if he had seen it. (I'm assuming Ernie is in his grave by now.)
January 9th, 2017  
@terryliv Terry you should write to them suggesting a correction ;-)
January 9th, 2017  
@tonydebont I find it amazing that so many elementary mistakes could be made on something that is going to be viewed for hundreds of years. It really grates on my sense of good order and military discipline. :-)
January 9th, 2017  
Please tell me this was on the Canadian side of the border.
January 9th, 2017  
@stray_shooter Sorry - US side. It's down on the coast between Seattle and Bellingham
January 9th, 2017  
😧
January 10th, 2017  
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