evil twin sister: what're you doing? me: i'm looking for my jackie-o sunglasses. i lost them again. ets: which one, the big pair that makes you look like a fly? me: no, the one that makes me look ugly like you. shut your mouth or you might swallow my new telly.
doesn't she know social distancing? gheez! damn witches!
now, back to finding my lost sunglasses. where the heck are they!
