Feeling past my use by date. The desire to inflict harm upon others is growing by the minute. Then again, I might just write a strongly worded letter.
Best against the black, as usual.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
@darylo Thanks...do you think they'll get here before I do anything silly? @blueberry1222 Thank you very much, greatly appreciated @mzzhope Thanks very much indeed, as always!
I have found a strongly worded letter not nearly satisfying enough - just make sure you are up on your forensics and you should be fine - I can give you the name of some useful reading material to help you escape capture hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wow, just wow.....wish everything looked that good past the expiration date!
Definitely write a nasty letter.....sign it in blood! Nail it to their doorpost with the knife!! That should get the message across...
@harbie Thanks very much...I'd rather use a Molotov cocktail some days. @kali66 Yes it is, but I find that with a pen you have to get so much closer before you can stab them! @jess1204 Thanks very much, always appreciated :) @dibzgreasley Thanks very much...I may need crayons... @susale Thank you very much :) @chippy1402 Thanks, appreciated @annied Hang on...you're not the only one. I haven't actually advocated the pen for peaceful purposes. I need one of those James Bond pens that blows things up or has a built is laser. @ceilidh Thanks very much - and nowhere near as satisfying. As I said to Kali, I find with a pen you have to get so much closer before you can stab the feckers with it! @panthora That should work in terms of getting a point across, I like your style! And thanks very much :)
@newbank The fact that it was autocorrected to Couloir piqued my interest, so I googled it. It's a French word that would mean @gigiflower would have photos of passageway, chasms and scars. I'm going to go and have a look, just in case I've missed something.
@graemestevens ooohhhh... They sound more up your street.... Perhaps they are those weird images where if you stare at them for long enough you see past them to the picture behind?
@gigiflower.... Shhh...don't let mr s hear.....I'm not really being rude about your project.....just trying to help out mr s....wakey wakey.... I need you to come help me...
@newbank@graemestevens oh I do not want Mr S getting locked up it - would be way to mundane - hence the loan of the reading material - and really Graeme the pen can be mightier - you stab and run and no-one knows it was you hahahahahahahaha - and let me know if you missed something in the Couloir department - but then the OCD googler I am I will probably head there myself
@cindyloo Thanks very much, always appreciated :) @sewsharyn Thanks you very much :) @golftragic Would it surprise you to know that I've been published in our local news paper 5 times this year? They don't seem to understand that I'm taking the p*ss... @annied Twat is a favourite word for me as well, but I also like to call people a "f##kin' lamp"...help yourself to google, I'm done with it for the night :) @dibzgreasley Only if I can set them on fire! @newbank@gigiflower has gone suspiciously quiet again...I always worry when that happens.
@newbank@graemestevens I always leave the best to last.......I need to get my creative juices flowing - which of course I did once I read the word "Couloir". I also googled it and realised that it doesn't suit me at all given its reference to skiing and mountaineering. I do like the words "fissure" and "piste" though and I will leave it to your imagination to wonder why. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couloir
@newbank@ceilidh I've never been a smoker however I have heard/read that when you give up smoking, people eat more!! Instead of a ciggie in their mouth, they put more food in there! And I can't see Mr Stevens eating copious amounts of carrot and celery to stay skinny and not have a ciggie!
Good grief! Are you off your angry chair or just slumped over it. What's with the knife? Is it to protect you against the nightmares? haha. Love this shot but hope you're not feeling that bad.
Oh, my - is that a knife?? I'm glad I don't see any blood - stick with the pen and paper! Great shot, love the caption....I have felt like that before!
The picture and the words together certainly evoke emotion, way to go!
What a way to go. Maybe write the letter instead and eat some carrots. They are good for the eyes you know:). Great dark scene and set up. Glad you commented on mine today or I would worry.
@tracelee Thank you very much, appreciated @spanner Bloody thanks! :) @gigiflower@newbankYes, I shall be the size of Texas and you will know when I'm on the move from the sound of my thighs rubbing together, sales of chaffing powder will skyrocket and the international community will realise that the most pressing global issue is the imminent chocolate shortage. I'll be so rotund that people will try to drill holes in my forehead so that they can use me as an incense holder, the shadow cast by my immense girth will cause forest to die from light starvation and I will attract small orbiting bodies. @hermann Thanks very much :) @achoris Thank you very much! @sidecar thanks, much appreciated @shepherdmanswife Thanks very much, not too bad, just a bit twitchy but I'm sure I'll live. Others may not. @lynnilou Thanks very much, appreciated @tellefella Thanks very much :) @annied@newbank I'm in a state of near permanent intoxication anyway...
@vignouse Thanks - Kim stopped about 10 years ago, and after several failed attempts on my part I've had enough. @tabarlett Thanks very much - definitely a knife! @denisefuller Thanks very much - no lunatics were harmed in the making of this shot @amandal Thanks very much...still here :)
Mr S. I want to clarify that I meant you are sounding very positive not Sam. I can promise I wont be one of the those drilling cant stand incense....smelly silly stuff that gives me headaches....
@happypat or I could just be playing Silly Buggers...you'll never know until they start digging in my garden and finding untoward things... @bankmann Thanks very much - just can't help myself... @gigiflower@newbank Well yes, that's because I am delightful - a regular barrel of fun, sunshine, rainbows and fluffy bunnies. 5am is not my favourite time of day but one must walk ones dogs twice a day, so I spend some time silently stalking the neighbourhood in the dark, collecting poo in plastic bags and thinking thoughts of warm beds and sleep ins. I hate incense as well - it always makes me gag, but chocolate is a must have for any modern home I think.
@livvy Yes, you're on to it there, the sort of letter that makes them think I do nothing nothing but YELL AT EVERYONE! And thanks very much. @newbank I did try the dogs in nappies...not a good look...
Frighteningly dark and sombre...as one would expect from you, but also bloody brilliant and hilarious...again, as one would expect. If the desire to inflict harm upon others is stronger than the desire to smoke, then that is GOOD...keep it up mate!!
@gigiflower@newbank@graemestevens hahahaha it refreshes me to read all of the ramblings - I don't like incense either - how can anyone? Love chocolate ---- and coffee for that matter ----combine them and I am in heaven --------hope you all have a wonderful day filled with whatever takes your fancy :)
@annied I'm currently sitting on a conference call at work. I'm dying every minute. It's 3 hours long and we are currently 41 minutes into it. Please kill me RIGHT NOW
@northy Thank you very much :) @bill_fe Thanks very much, and for the follow ;) @pittcj17 Thanks very much @davie Oh it's stronger all right. I may have to hurt myself. @newbank Pleased to be of assistance :) @gigiflower@annied You two are insane. I love it. As you were.
it's probably my liberal arts background - but I have found I can cause more damage with a pen (or with speech) than I can with physical violence - but with training I might be able to change that :) - love the feeling and the composition here - makes me less concerned to see you shooting in the same vein you usually do - now, if you suddenly had fluffy kittens (unharmed) or cute stuffed animals (Teddy before he had his issues) that would cause worry.... ;)
@annied Well in that case, it takes one to notice! :p @deak68 I do like a well written and acerbic letter...it's almost like an aphrodisiac for me. As for fluffy bunnies and kittens, not on my watch! And thank you very much :) @cailts No, and thank you very much :)
@newbank HAHAHAHA I have survived the morning conference call, however am back on another call that doesn't end until 5pm. I will definitely not survive this.......!
@annied@newbank As long as he doesn't pretend to be a doctor and ask me to remove my clothes and bend over. I can't cope with that. However I can cope with the stabbing!
@blueberry1222 Thank you very much, greatly appreciated
@mzzhope Thanks very much indeed, as always!
Definitely write a nasty letter.....sign it in blood! Nail it to their doorpost with the knife!! That should get the message across...
@kali66 Yes it is, but I find that with a pen you have to get so much closer before you can stab them!
@jess1204 Thanks very much, always appreciated :)
@dibzgreasley Thanks very much...I may need crayons...
@susale Thank you very much :)
@chippy1402 Thanks, appreciated
@annied Hang on...you're not the only one. I haven't actually advocated the pen for peaceful purposes. I need one of those James Bond pens that blows things up or has a built is laser.
@ceilidh Thanks very much - and nowhere near as satisfying. As I said to Kali, I find with a pen you have to get so much closer before you can stab the feckers with it!
@panthora That should work in terms of getting a point across, I like your style! And thanks very much :)
@sewsharyn Thanks you very much :)
@golftragic Would it surprise you to know that I've been published in our local news paper 5 times this year? They don't seem to understand that I'm taking the p*ss...
@annied Twat is a favourite word for me as well, but I also like to call people a "f##kin' lamp"...help yourself to google, I'm done with it for the night :)
@dibzgreasley Only if I can set them on fire!
@newbank @gigiflower has gone suspiciously quiet again...I always worry when that happens.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couloir
The picture and the words together certainly evoke emotion, way to go!
@spanner Bloody thanks! :)
@gigiflower @newbankYes, I shall be the size of Texas and you will know when I'm on the move from the sound of my thighs rubbing together, sales of chaffing powder will skyrocket and the international community will realise that the most pressing global issue is the imminent chocolate shortage. I'll be so rotund that people will try to drill holes in my forehead so that they can use me as an incense holder, the shadow cast by my immense girth will cause forest to die from light starvation and I will attract small orbiting bodies.
@hermann Thanks very much :)
@achoris Thank you very much!
@sidecar thanks, much appreciated
@shepherdmanswife Thanks very much, not too bad, just a bit twitchy but I'm sure I'll live. Others may not.
@lynnilou Thanks very much, appreciated
@tellefella Thanks very much :)
@annied @newbank I'm in a state of near permanent intoxication anyway...
@tabarlett Thanks very much - definitely a knife!
@denisefuller Thanks very much - no lunatics were harmed in the making of this shot
@amandal Thanks very much...still here :)
Typically morbid you… ;->
@bankmann Thanks very much - just can't help myself...
@gigiflower @newbank Well yes, that's because I am delightful - a regular barrel of fun, sunshine, rainbows and fluffy bunnies. 5am is not my favourite time of day but one must walk ones dogs twice a day, so I spend some time silently stalking the neighbourhood in the dark, collecting poo in plastic bags and thinking thoughts of warm beds and sleep ins. I hate incense as well - it always makes me gag, but chocolate is a must have for any modern home I think.
cool shot!
@newbank I did try the dogs in nappies...not a good look...
@bill_fe Thanks very much, and for the follow ;)
@pittcj17 Thanks very much
@davie Oh it's stronger all right. I may have to hurt myself.
@newbank Pleased to be of assistance :)
@gigiflower @annied You two are insane. I love it. As you were.
@deak68 I do like a well written and acerbic letter...it's almost like an aphrodisiac for me. As for fluffy bunnies and kittens, not on my watch! And thank you very much :)
@cailts No, and thank you very much :)
@dh Thanks very much :)