no mans land

While I have been known to enjoy nudity in the past there are two very valid reasons why my comestibles will remain under cover on a beach:
1. Sand and it's unerring ability to stage a hostile takeover of any unattended nook, cranny, crevice or niche.
2. I have no doubt in my mind that were I ever to disrobe at a beach the arrival of Greenpeace would not be far behind.

[Richard Sayer]

The grammar leads a lot to be desired: what precisely has the beach cast off in order to be described as 'nude'?

[Pat Knowles]

Nude beach 50 metres to the left, clothed beach 1 Kilometre to the right! Take your pick!

[Mary Siegle]

:-)

[Mary Siegle]

@vignouse ha ha -- excellent question.

[Jclaireyp]

Oh, I say. That could have made for some interesting shots!!

[kali]

that sign is obviously a ruse or sting operation, glad you didnt fall for it, not the right weather anyhow.

[Poppy]

http://365project.org/graemestevens/365/2015-05-14

[Marnie]

To be or not to be? Your argument is very sound, plus I doubt nudity's much fun in the foul weather.

[Lou]

And here I was wondering what a mude beach was, thank you for clarifying.

[Graeme Stevens]

@louuncouth You're welcome, it's the least I could do
@golftragic I don't like my wear with all being rained on...
@ahleena Not naked, underwear and gas mask...world of difference ;)
@kali66 Far from the right weather and it's not indoors either!
@jclaireyp I don't own a macro lens...
@mcsiegle @vignouse I have no idea and I did not look too closely...but it's a valid point.
@happypat I'm always going to choose clothed...

[Marnie]

@graemestevens Me neither.

[Walks @ 7]

Nude beaches are over rated. A bit of mystery is much more appealing. Like the texture.

[Graeme Stevens]

@joysabin Thank you and yes, I completely agree. If I wanted air on that I'd use a hair dryer.

[Sam]

So it's a nude beach both ways? Nudity must be very popular in your area!

[Graeme Stevens]

@gigiflower I certainly never knew - what's most concerning is that this is on MY beach and has just appeared. I shall be righteously outraged at a later date.

[Sam]

@graemestevens I'd write to your prime minister to complain!

[Domenico Dodaro]

Or post one of your pictures, dunno, for instance the one with a gas mask and a teddy bear, just below the sign... who knows, likely the sign will be deleted! lol

[Graeme Stevens]

@domenicododaro That might do the trick...
@gigiflower I was thinking Mr Trump could nuke it...