I like the warning! The t-shirt is worrying me as the words make me think of something - and I can't think what it is! Perhaps a glass of red with the spaghetti bolognaise which Neil is making for dinner at Ray's request will do the trick.
@quietpurplehaze Thanks Hazel, the tee shirt is a play on the Godfather film were the gangster pulls all the strings and this symbol was used in the film titles, don't know if that's a reference to me pulling the family strings and as for the sign from Sarah well enough said:)
@onewing Thanks for your great comments and the link Babs, I've not seen this before made me smile, sent the link to my family to see if it reminds them of anyone:)
Godfather came to me as I was whipping the cream for a special father's day pud!
David has one that says "He who dies with the most tools wins".
The line on the sign reading 'knows everything' made me smile and reminded me of the Pam Ayres poem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4oydSZTAns