I like Scotts toilet paper. It is more than just a means to the end. First, it won't clog your pipes and is less likely to cause any irritation. It comes individually wrapped in biodegradable paper, which makes each roll like getting a gift. Lastly, just look at the life like flower the outer wrapping created. ;-)
I thought you were going to say it's as soft as a rose petal , as I thought I was looking at a yellow rose until I got to the last few words of your narrative !
