I thank you Lord that I am smarter than the humans... by alophoto

I thank you Lord that I am smarter than the humans...

...and for this bounty of seed for which I am about to consume.

He was my friend, this little squirrely. And now he is my nemesis. Funny how that works out sometimes.

This little bugger has worked out a way to jump onto the birdfeeder and circumvent the squirrel blocker thingy and get at the food. As a result, the birds are being scared off and the food is emptying out more quickly.

At first I found it cute and clever and now I've taken to running out and threatening him with wild yelling and "squirrel stew!"

(Clenches fist) That squirrel!!!
@aprilmilani You inspired the prayer after your awesome bunny prayer. Mine is an evil plotting thing, though! Not a sweet bunny. Wanna trade?
April 23rd, 2014  
They can even outsmart the feeders that are squirrel proof. I have two very expensive feeders,that the squirrels have figured out that just by jumping on them swings the feeders hard enough that seeds fall out.
April 23rd, 2014  
Ours have also figured out the squirrel proof feeders. I love your squirrel "prayer" of thanks :-) Now it's up to you to thank God for him posing so well for you to get this great photo! :-)
April 23rd, 2014  
@sailingmusic I think that is what he is doing here. Though this one isn't a spinning kind. he jumps from a tree. Must cut back branches. Little punk!
April 23rd, 2014  
Squirrels are very clever! Great capture.
April 23rd, 2014  
Mac
They always do. They should be called piggerrels instead of squirrels.
April 23rd, 2014  
Ha! Squirrels are renowned for being a royal pain in the 'you know what'!
April 23rd, 2014  
Indeed! Piggerrels, I love that name! Lovely capture Amanda.
April 23rd, 2014  
I''l have him. Ours doesn't come any more. Great shot :-)
April 23rd, 2014  
Fun capture, fabulous light & dof
April 23rd, 2014  
Awesome capture
April 23rd, 2014  
Hey, a fellas gotta eat. Cutie :)
April 23rd, 2014  
Our Mr. Squirrel says Hello :- )
April 23rd, 2014  
Super focus Amanda!!
April 23rd, 2014  
So nice!
April 23rd, 2014  
Squirrels are smart and a big nuisance! We have squirrel problems in our house. They chew their way into our attic. We fix the hole and they chew a new way in again! They're rats with fuzzy tails!
April 23rd, 2014  
He looks so sweet and innocent there but I agree...my neighbor has a squirrel that does the same thing. I was taking pictures of him but now he is just ticking me off because he eats all the food and the birds have none which means I have no bird pictures. Ha!
April 23rd, 2014  
They look so cute and make great photographs - but oh boy can they be pests. Love your words.
April 23rd, 2014  
Bahahahaha! I love this! So cute! FAV!
April 23rd, 2014  
Adorable shot!
April 23rd, 2014  
Sneaky little guys.....
April 23rd, 2014  
so cute they can get any where
April 23rd, 2014  
too funny........ it's a;most impossible to outsmart a squirrel
April 23rd, 2014  
Lovely shot
April 23rd, 2014  
That's v funny. Sweet shot
April 23rd, 2014  
But so sweet! Why not have a squirrel-table as well?!!
April 23rd, 2014  
Haha! A superb capture! fav
April 23rd, 2014  
Super shot!! They're crafty little devils,but I can't help loving them!!
April 23rd, 2014  
Cheeky little moo! At least you got a great shot out of it:)
April 23rd, 2014  
ha ha ha on the title and beautiful photo.
April 23rd, 2014  
So funny, they are so canny but incredibly annoying too. I find them fun, my husband wants to BBQ them :-). Cool shot though!
April 23rd, 2014  
Hahaha, so funny! Great title and shot.
April 23rd, 2014  
what a cutey:)
April 23rd, 2014  
Sweet shot! Love the focus.
April 23rd, 2014  
i read somewhere here quite a while back that if you lather (the wires or poles that they use to get on to the feeder) with vaseline, that they will stop. maybe cut some twigs off so they can't jump over. that reminds me, i don't like squirrels, too, (long story) and that's why i don't have a photo of them on my albums. i would not honour them with a photo. :-)
April 23rd, 2014  
Wonderful shot and great words. We don't have these guys and are totally captivated when we visit the US.
April 23rd, 2014  
Excellent capture! Love your focus! That's one fancy looking feeder!
April 23rd, 2014  
Its a cute photo, even if they drive you nuts.
April 23rd, 2014  
Hahahaha... how hilarious! But oh, such a cute shot!!!
April 23rd, 2014  
So cute
April 23rd, 2014  
They make cute photos and in this one I like the green that is included! What do squirrels fear?
April 23rd, 2014  
Just read your tags ... Too funny
April 24th, 2014  
Funny! They are so cute but can be very annoying! Great capture!
April 24th, 2014  
LOL.. great capture and story
April 24th, 2014  
He makes a cute shot though....I could always send Jack over to you..lol
April 24th, 2014  
@bristolrose YES:). He's driving me NUTTY!!! But yes, he has made some awesome shots for me. I just need to train him.
April 24th, 2014  
So perfect! It looks as though you were able to arrange his tail just so! Great pic!
April 24th, 2014  
Haha, great funny pic. Hmmmm, squirrel stew ;)
April 24th, 2014  
Aww he´s a clever little chap, is he, lol! Love your narrative but it´s no fun that he eats all the food :(
April 24th, 2014  
But he's very cute! I like your title.
April 24th, 2014  
Ha....love em or hate em...that is the question! Fab shot!
April 27th, 2014  
@bobfoto The naughty monkey before he was consumed by something. He got soooo fat and then we never saw him again...so just guessing he became prey. Oh this is a squirrel, by the way. Maybe twice the size of the chipmunk or more cause this one got FAT!!!
May 13th, 2015  
@amandal - not quite as big as a possum eh?
May 23rd, 2015  
@bobfoto Not even close to possum size. Chip is mouse size...small. Squirrel is maybe double that and bigger because of tail.
May 23rd, 2015  
@amandal - like a cute rat?
May 23rd, 2015  
@bobfoto With a fluffy tail. Yes.
May 23rd, 2015  
@amandal - now I understand.
May 23rd, 2015  
@bobfoto Ah, good. This week I graduated on to snakes and raccoons. I TTed with my snake shot. Though I was accused of being deceptive. It looked huge and threatening when it was only a tiny tiny baby. the lens plays tricks sometimes. Do you project x anymore? I had to quit my group as I just didn't have the time or gumption anymore. It was hard to do and kinda sad, but I don't really miss it, but for the team aspect of it. I appreciate the freedom not having that commitment allows.
May 24th, 2015  
I dropped out of Project X, for the same reasons... I found myself feeling that I was surrounded by amazing artists whom were all super creative and I had no flow of creativity.
June 11th, 2015  
@bobfoto I'm reading a book now about a photographer from the mid 1800s. He did selfies. He looks kinda like you. It's a pretty good book. He wasn't primarily a selfie artist. He was a war photographer. Worked with Brady in the US during the Civil War. Did lots of shots of Lincoln. Yeah, I was the loser of the group. I made it all the amazing people on this site and I was nowhere near as good. Funny how we did that.
June 11th, 2015  
@amandal - oooh, interesting book. I read one a few years back about the work of Edward S Curtis and that was a lovely book. Just finished a book about Francis Williams, an anthropologist in Papua between the wars and he too dabbled in photography. The book is about his photographs but talks about his anthropology. Its a little odd, but interesting.
June 20th, 2015  
@amandal - that shot of Lincoln at Antietam is impressive... but the photographs of the dead are quite harrowing...
June 20th, 2015  
@bobfoto Never knew of you to be a reader...u must have more time? I loved his studio portraits of Lincoln...but yes, bodies on battlefield were quite gruesome. Did tell the story of war though and put it into perspective for Americans, though. Thanks for your comments. Dull b&w bfly did make TT despite being colorless. Off to watch a movie and drink a beer with Mike. I wish you well.



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June 20th, 2015  
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