My exact and appropriate expression when I discovered I'd been christened in bird poo while out reading under a tree on my back deck.
A funny story about bird poo that I heard once in church. A woman was struggling with depression, not feeling any joy. And she was standing on a beach and desperately cried out to God in despair, "Oh Lord, help me to laugh again." Just then a bird defecated on her as she stood there arms outstretched. And she could not stop laughing. She was screaming with laughter, tears streamed down her face. Her Daddy had answered her in a most unexpected way.
Funny! I’ll never ever forget, when I was at Six Flags about age 10, a bird dropped some on my cousin’s arm. He smelled his arm trying to figure out what it was! Another funny one. My husband was a police officer. Another officer had accidentally dropped a piece of cake on his car door. He made another officer think it was bird poo and stuck his finger in it and licked it off. The other officer was about to lose his lunch!
Ha ha ... only a very small bird though! I remember sitting at an outdoor cafe in Paris, when a pigeon poo-ed right in the hood of my jacket. No small poo that one! Love the story accompanying your photo!
