Shysters by casablanca

Shysters

Insurers plan: take £350 excess off me in cash when delivering courtesy car. Remove car to official repairer. Write car off unnecessarily. Take back courtesy car. Give me less than half its value, leaving me out of pocket and with no car. Massively increase our premium.

Our action: Taking back control. Have cancelled insurance claim and yet they still have removed my no claims bonus, despite no longer making a claim!
Took advice from a local reputable garage, who examined my car carefully and confirmed damage is localised to front wing and bumper and nothing to subframe or chassis. They agreed insurer writing it off completely unnecessary but "what they do these days." Arranged for them to do the work for us, cutting insurers completely out, in about 10 days time.

Needless to say, we are moving insurer and rethinking the kind we take out. Complete bunch of shysters.

On that note, I spotted this entry on my ice cream I ate at Flatford last Sunday. "Exhausted vanilla bean pieces" and it made me laugh. Poor little vanilla beans! I share your pain LOL

That all sounds so ridiculous, what is this world coming to! I had to smile at your exhausted vanilla bean, that's probably the way you feel ;-)
May 18th, 2024  
Oh, your narrative made me smile, despite your pain! That is a terrible insurance story. (Although we are still waiting for settlement of our claim when the gas lorry knocked down our front wall ... only 5 months now!!!).
May 18th, 2024  
Oh dear! Shysters indeed. And what ARE exhausted vanilla bean pieces anyway???
May 18th, 2024  
That’s a terrible story and such a pain that the insurance company are so useless.
May 18th, 2024  
Yup that's insurers. Our house one went up from £300 to £900 because I'd claimed, first claim in 30+ years.Complete shysters as you say
May 18th, 2024  
@ankers70 I discovered they are the leftover bits amd have very little flavour left. Usually used as decorations on food for the look not flavour. New one on me too!
May 18th, 2024  
How ridiculous! Surely if a car is written off (rightly or wrongly) then you get paid what it’s insured for? Makes no sense to me and I can’t believe all this bad luck.

Exhausted vanilla bean pieces 🤣🤣🤣
May 18th, 2024  
Look into Amica. They don't do a lot of advertising but they do a lot of caring. I have no idea how their prices compare with others but I believe I get the service I pay for.
May 18th, 2024  
@ankers70 I thought it was a grammatical error but I googled just in case and found out they are seeds from pods that have been previously used in the production of vanilla extract. They have a mild vanilla flavour and are mainly used for texture and visual appearance.
May 18th, 2024  
How bizarre!
May 18th, 2024  
I feel your pain. We had a similar saga that went on for 2 years following a motorbike accident.
Poor little exhausted beans. I guess they did have to travel a long way to end up in the ice cream.
May 18th, 2024  
That was a rip off by the insurance company. I would have insisted for my money back. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the ice cream. The recipe of the ice cream is too complicated for me to understand.
May 18th, 2024  
I am exhausted. Does that mean I can be turned into ice cream?!

Sorry its so rubbish. One step at a time. Gentle on yourself. Lots of love x
May 18th, 2024  
Oh my! Feeling for you.
May 18th, 2024  
This made me smile. I know how it feels. I am exhausted tonight too, just got home. Off to bed now, another long day tomorrow. What shysters indeed the insurance company is. Hope it all works out. Will be in touch soon.
May 18th, 2024  
I've never had much faith in insurance companies. They seem to work on the principle that if you flipped a coin it would be heads they win, tails you loose!

My heart goes out to those poor exhausted vanilla bean pieces - I know how they feel!

Ian
May 18th, 2024  
"On that note, I spotted this entry on my ice cream I ate at Flatford last Sunday. "Exhausted vanilla bean pieces" and it made me laugh. Poor little vanilla beans! I share your pain LOL" Glad you found a reason, however small, to laugh after the last several days you have had! Of course, I knew a bit of the story re: your insurer; but the full account you've given here of their response to your accident is abhorrent! No wonder your stress heightened! Praying for peace!
May 18th, 2024  
Insurance companies are just rip off merchants! There is always something in the small print to catch us out. When I was claiming on my house insurance after the flood and we had to move out for 3 months it was like getting blood out of a stone! I lost thousands! I just gave up in the end!
May 18th, 2024  
That's awful can you not go to the insurance ombudsmen and put a claim in against them?
May 18th, 2024  
@bigmxx If I had the energy, I would. Just too much else going on in my family life right now that I couldn't face doing that.
May 18th, 2024  
Very strange but as they say it’s what they do. , hope it goes well for you, had to smile at your poor vanilla beans!!🤭
May 18th, 2024  
It’s obviously very tiring being a vanilla bean 😜
May 18th, 2024  
@newbank Ha ha, yes, you can be an ice cream!
May 18th, 2024  
Lol - so good that you can still find and appreciate funny things - even in the middle of your fight with the insurance company!! That will help see you through the unpleasantness..
May 18th, 2024  
We can relate! They are getting every little bit out of the vanilla beans as well.
May 18th, 2024  
Wow Casa' that's a great rant and I can sense your upset and anger ! I like voting with your feet so to speak , you get treated badly and take your customers elsewhere . I am in the Casa' camp for voting with ones's feet / principals
May 18th, 2024  
Nice spotting. I’m glad you found something to make you laugh.
May 19th, 2024  
I would prefer my ice cream with dynamic vanilla beans, please. (Insurance companies are the pits)
May 19th, 2024  
I’m exhausted after reading this..😊
Very interesting.
May 19th, 2024  
Thanks for the explanation of the poor exhausted beans!!
May 20th, 2024  
All insurance companies are brilliant, UNTIL you need them and then they will do EVERYTHING they can to minimise THEIR costs and they have no interest whatsoever in what you want. For something mandated by law, we are all getting ripped off by them.
May 21st, 2024  
@phil_sandford That is exactly my experience, Phil. A friend of mine who works at court was talking to a top lawyer recently and he said insurance is technically legalised crime. Doesn’t surprise me.
May 22nd, 2024  
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