if my body actually looks like that, i'd be a happy camper. and i won't be caught dead striding a horse in a forest and be vulnerable to fleas, mosquitoes, gnats, flies, weevils. also i can't be out of the house sans clothing or air is going to set in every which way it can and that horse will kick me off it in a jiffy if i make a loud whoopie!
acknowledging 500px as source of the lady godiva image, with thanks.
