take me to your leader by summerfield

take me to your leader

the aliens have landed last night mistakenly in toronto when they're actually headed for the white house in washington, DC. told them this is canada and they must want the american leader so i said dc is approximately 774 kilometres south east; they didn't know kilometres but i told them i don't know miles from adam so they would just have to divide it by 1.61 (i think); and could they pass by ottawa and take our leader, too? well, they refused. pity the american president, everyone seems to be after his head. even the aliens. i almost told them to go to vancouver island out west and made sure the prince and his shit-stirrer wife don't come settle in canada. i did ask them to do something to stop the fires in the southern hemisphere.

yeah, if only it's possible. but, really, i wonder what i'd do if i ever encounter an alien. i'd probably have a heart attack or pee in my pants. that's what.

should be easy for you guys to guess this now.


Great story but l have no idea what l am looking at
January 12th, 2020  
Well, this appears to be a pitcher - a pitcher of a pitcher :-) So is this a clue to yesterday's mystery photo? (which is apparently not the bottom of your frying pan).
January 12th, 2020  
Can't miss the latest story - a golden one here! Out-stared
January 12th, 2020  
A flute???

I was going to ask a Canadian her views on Megxit!! We here in uk thought you wanted them both!!!
January 12th, 2020  
This is a fabulous image. Your stories are always amazing, are you still taking the creative writing class? I think you could teach the class!
January 12th, 2020  
I'm not really sure what it is but I do love the story :)
January 12th, 2020  
Great story Vikki, but no idea what it is :)
January 12th, 2020  
Nice shpaes in the photo. Fun commentary. Sometimes it's good not to watch or read the news, although that's hard done.
January 12th, 2020  
Love your narrative! I think it looks like a water jug
January 13th, 2020  
Leave a Comment
Sign up for a free account or Sign in to post a comment.