And let me assure you, it's not the size of a cannon that counts, it's how big a bang you get out of it.
And before anybody starts casting aspersions about the size of my cannon, I can confirm that I have a rather magnificent full size, large bore cannon, hidden away in my garage. 😆
@wakelys It's not the balls ....... it's the gunpowder that makes the bang. I always use the finest naval grade black powder, for the biggest bangs and lots of smoke. :)
@ludwigsdiana The cannon balls and black powder are all safely stored in the magazine, I'd need to send a powder monkey below decks to bring them up, if you wanted see them. Even us pirates have to adhere to strict health and safety regulations. :)
It's very inappropriate (or not???) to state: You crack me up...